oB2Ko Born to Kill added: “Please, please, PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one who thought of this when Orbital was released! I mean, cardboard boxes. Security armor. Hi-tech facility. Really now.”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 18, 2009 · 12:05 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (196 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Bungie, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Halo, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Microsoft, Stealth Espionage, Xbox 360

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80 Responses to “METAL GEAR SPARTAN”

  1. RandomPersonMan on August 18th, 2009 4:26 pm


    The Spartan's are going to all get slaughtered now. Metal Gear proves that no body ever thinks to look under a box. Even if they did not see that box their five seconds ago.

  2. SentryGunner on August 18th, 2009 4:39 pm

    -Energy sword CHHH sound- Huh, what was that noise?

  3. Don on August 18th, 2009 4:52 pm

    What's this box doing here?

  4. Masterluigi452 on August 18th, 2009 5:18 pm

    Sneaking around Halo
    It's a special mission.

  5. Xyonas on August 18th, 2009 5:35 pm

    No point in making anymore games. Nothing can be more badass then a Halo/Metal Gear crossover. Well maybe if it had a pinch of Chuck Norris.

  6. TCC on August 18th, 2009 6:16 pm

    I'm in a box!
    I'm in a box!
    take a good hard look at the mother fucking box!

  7. Corenator on August 18th, 2009 6:51 pm

    You DARE bring firstardation to mah lair?! YOU MUST FAIL!!

  8. MrRaccoon on August 18th, 2009 7:00 pm

    I'm inside a box
    and no one can find me
    and I have just farted
    and it started to smell!

  9. Badonk on August 18th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Chief? Chief?!? CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFF!!!!!!

  10. randomypurple on August 18th, 2009 4:28 pm

    i'm more focused that there is a bright purple spartan in a dark place.

  11. Badonk on August 18th, 2009 8:30 pm

    and piss rainbows.

  12. theevilone4 on August 18th, 2009 8:58 pm

    Huh. Did you know that you can't post a comment that is only one character?


  13. LOLCUNO on August 18th, 2009 9:45 pm

    Anyway, this didnt make me laugh, not even smile. Try harder.

  14. Deadalive on August 18th, 2009 10:24 pm

    See! For you! My dick in a box!

  15. BlueChameleon on August 18th, 2009 10:36 pm

    Remember when snake did recon for Brawl?

  16. Pants on August 18th, 2009 10:50 pm


    *This comment is completely false and should thereby be ignored.

  17. GiantHobbit on August 19th, 2009 4:09 am


  18. Wiibejammin on August 19th, 2009 5:05 am


  19. Colonel_Obvious on August 19th, 2009 11:58 am

    to all the firstards out there, observe how to sucessfully be last at being first. learn from my legendary fail and you may one day be half as awesome as i am.

  20. Badonk on August 20th, 2009 1:04 am

    Snake make sure you take lots of pictures for me…er i mean the internet!

  21. Cypher on August 20th, 2009 2:32 am

    "Master Chief?"

    "Yes, Cortana?"

    "Do you think love can bloom, even in the middle of Valhalla?"


  22. CapnMacMillan on August 20th, 2009 1:25 am

    Snake: "Otacon, what's this weird suit I'm wearing?"

    Otacon: "That's called the MJOLNIR Recon armor, Snake! It's made for stealth missions!"

    Snake: "Really? Because it looks absolutely ridiculous. I mean, come on, only retards would want to wear this helmet!"

    Mei Ling: "Good thing you're in that box, Snake!"

    Snake: "Shut up, hotness."

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