Can’t let you do that! CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT!!!

Lesson of the day: Don’t tell Dark Link what he can or can’t do!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2009 · 11:16 PM 
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66 Responses to “CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT!!!”

  1. MrRaccoon on August 6th, 2009 3:22 am

    C'mon, I know Wolf is a cockblocker, but that's a little too… extreme… unless it's a prostate test, then he can't let you have prostate cancer starwolf
    aww man, I have another joke for this one, but two jokes in one post makes it lame XD

  2. ballzach77 on August 6th, 2009 3:25 am

    Something tells me Wolf is going to have difficulty walking the next few days after his checkup with Dr. D. Link.

  3. ThePinkSpartan on August 6th, 2009 3:30 am

    Can't let you… wait… fuck.

    Yeah… Wolf gets ultimately pwn3d here by Dark Link. I don't think there's really room for any additional Wolf jokes.

    It would just cheapen the impending Nut Shot of Doom.

  4. TristSlater on August 6th, 2009 3:31 am

    Well at least we won't have to worry about wolf's spawn!

  5. The Anti-Villain on August 6th, 2009 3:59 am

    Looks like wolf don't wanna be neutered

  6. MrRaccoon on August 6th, 2009 4:00 am

    That's not the pedestal of time you know, putting your sword there won't make you travel trough time

  7. Xyonas on August 6th, 2009 4:02 am

    Can't let you get through Wednesday without a Wolf joke, Halolz!

  8. Badonk on August 6th, 2009 4:04 am

    Looks like link is taking a page out of Bob Barkers book.

  9. Burnt Eyes on August 6th, 2009 5:03 am

    Lesson of the day: Can't let you do that = DO NOT WANT

  10. NoShoe4You on August 6th, 2009 5:11 am

    Links in your brawl, giving alternative headshots.

  11. NovaMan XP on August 6th, 2009 5:30 am

    Can't let you do that! … PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! OH GOD!

  12. theevilone4 on August 6th, 2009 5:45 am

    …Please don't do that?

  13. Judgement on August 6th, 2009 5:52 am

    What was Wolf stopping Dark Link from doing in the first place anyways?

  14. SexyLegs on August 6th, 2009 6:00 am

    Just looking @ it hurts

  15. TehVortex on August 6th, 2009 8:25 am

    Impending Fatality!

  16. SentryGunner on August 6th, 2009 12:57 pm

    Wolf isn't so tough when he can't make his foe rhyme with starfox is he now!

  17. Caelun_Niveus on August 6th, 2009 1:36 pm

    Woot!! My first submission!!!
    Wait….. why is it credited to my mom and dad's names???

  18. Vabolo on August 6th, 2009 4:29 pm

    That's the most awesome shit I've ever seen. I can just make stink, but Wolf can make Link!

  19. Paulrus on August 6th, 2009 4:43 pm


  20. Kalathar on August 6th, 2009 6:37 pm

    Funny, I didn't know Link could do headshots for massive damage…. poor Wolf

  21. Masterluigi452 on August 7th, 2009 12:20 am

    Oh great…
    Now DARK LINK is on Cpt. Falcon's side??
    When did he start to attend Church of Cpt. Falcon??

  22. AreUExperienced on August 6th, 2009 10:07 pm

    Well, since Wolf is performing his Up-Smash attack and Dark Link is only doing his down A move, the likelihood of Wolf becoming the victim of accidental (or is it intentional?) castration is significantly smaller than the probability of Dark Link getting viciously (and hilariously) pwn'd for attempting to thwart Wolf's predilection for denial.

    Never mess with Wolf; he'll figure out (or, if need be, invent) a way to kick your ass in return.


  23. Herbert on August 7th, 2009 4:03 pm


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