Ryan Smith loves talking to NPC’s! They are always loaded with useful information!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 9, 2009 · 7:57 PM
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That is important! You need to get in his good books because he dies of old age and will give you good shit in his will!
I got Legend of the Mystical Ninja on VC and I noticed that no NPC in that game has any important stuff to say…
Ehm, I think that's a "she," not a "he." Judging by the hair bun, I mean.
Also, thank you for not saying "FIRST!"
Of course NPCs have important things to say! Who can forget such helpful comments such as POKEMON ARE CUTE and I AM ERROR?
Hmm would it be better with NPCs: Pointing out the obvious since 1970 something (when ever the first text based rpg had one).
NPCs play an important role: to show you're not the only person in all the game, but the only one no brainwashed. also I AM ERROR… ARE YOU?
Anybody ever talk to the the NPC's in that horrid Mario is Missing game? I asked one guy "Where am I?" and he replied, "I like pizza. I like pizza. Ciao, baby, I'll see you!"
"I AM HUNGRY RUB MY BELLY DRUM"
What.
OMG OMG OMG 10TH!!
I AM ERROR
without NPCs how would we know who is ERROR
Ugh, this cannot be worse than npc`s that tell lies, like leafos on viva pnata, shee dosent tell anything useful, and all she does is lie.
NPC's…loaded with all that important shit! Maybe I should caption some random converstaion with a NPC with such important shit to say and post it…honestly it can stil b quite funny…such as "Stay away from the summoner" (i loved how that old lady sounded in ffx)
Girl in Pokemon game: The air is tasty here!
Me: Aren't you a little too young to be trippin' on shrooms, little girl?
Mebbe t'was a Shroomish! eh? eh?
… K I'm sorry… :(
"I am so old"…. hi i am error
You can tell she's old because she keeps repeating herself.
HL2 Rebel: Sometimes, I dream about cheese…
Gordon: Just give me a medkit.
this isnt really funny but i got a chuckle out of me
Okay everyone, we know you are error. You can stop now. :P
What the hell game is this? Also Npcs are genetically altered clones of normal people in games. for every person in a game you have a normal conversation with, ten others have conversations with you that have nothing to do with whats going on.
In real life, NPC's are supermodels and office workers of the goverment
I read this and the first thing that came to my mind was portal….what a annoying npc……..
I loved that game.
they left very little clue's to where mario was
GOTTA FIND A PAMPHLET
i loved that robot
One would hope, but apparently he has to go ask random people where he is, so they can tell him they think they need to wear a suit because the country's shaped like a boot.
Like in fallout 3
"Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone."
also like in Fable 2, i was woodchopping, and two people kept on having the same converstion again and again and again and again, until i got frustrated with them and blew their heads off.
I don't know, most RPG game NPC have information that they shouldn't know, like when you need information on a quest you are doing and random people tell you stuff…
I also like it when I break into people's houses and they don't seem to mind, like in any pokemon game, they will just be like, "Did you know that Mew-two is a clone of Mew?" and I'll be like "Put the money in the bag, this is a robbery"
Greatest NPC ever was the eskimo from Goonies 2 for the NES.
"I am eskimo. There is nothing here" he would say when you found him randomly standing in a freezer somewhere in the underground.
That is weird…I've never met a character in an RPG who was mad when I was breaking and entering their house, and then stealing their goods from their mysterious chests.
It's terrifying, isn't it? It's like a clockwork massive nose with a really unconvincing fake moustache.
Even worse though is Jynx. I've always been weirded out by Jynx. Here's its Pokedex entry:
"It cries sound like human speech. However, it is impossible to tell what it is trying to say."
WTF were they thinking?!?!?!
NPC sez: ProTip:use the D-Pad to move
SCRAHHH!!
OMG…It'd have to be a legendary.
The NPCs in Fable:TLC are the worst. "Good Morning, Sir Arseface."