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I can’t let you do that, fox in socks.

death.au reminds us that Wolf jokes aren’t all that funny if they don’t rhyme!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 3, 2008 · 11:50 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (391 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Artistic, Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, StarFox, Storytime/Wordplay

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Best Wolf joke ever.
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"lolol im just like cancer lololol"

Why, because nobody likes you?

Anyway, on topic - funny, though it might have been better with only the first page.
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worksforme · 874 weeks ago

Genius use of wolf
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Finally commenting on this one. Ah-em...

EPIC WIN
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...I laughed.
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Nick Soapdish · 874 weeks ago

Absolutely fantastic. I also love the 2nd picture of wolf pointing at the blocks. This is one of the best entries on the site.

So great, especially after that last sick wolf joke :P
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DO THE ENTIRE BOOK PLEASE!
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Am I the only one who enjoys them when the subject not only rhymes with -fox but is two syllables (star-fox) or at least follows the original closer.

While this one is kinda cool it seems bad to me for that reason. Maybe I am over re-acting.
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Bonus points for using a second Wolf pic.
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Man, well, at least this is better than the Cox and Donkey-serious pics from earlier today...
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Pigeon Army · 874 weeks ago

Roflicious. The ultimate crossover has been perpetrated - NintendoxDr. Seuss.
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Do...want?

WUT
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Kuromatsu · 874 weeks ago

Holy Dukar! Wolf is in a different pose this time!
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Wow...a good one

My Hope in Humanity is sustained for yet another Wolf Wednesday
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I wish I had a delete button.

I thought it was really clever. It's certainly a new way of using Wolf. :3
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Winnur
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Well

I think someone should just do a whole book of that

and let children read it

social experiment
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That is the best one since the original.
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Godot broke the lol barrier LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

LOLOLOL
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Narbtastic! · 874 weeks ago

@Twentay

That's an extremely good idea.

Also, this pikshoor is quite clever. I wouldn't have thought of that. Epic/5.
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Ars Arcanum · 874 weeks ago

...is it just me or do wolf jokes seem funnier because of the "Can't let you do that, Cox" one? Nevertheless, I stick to my principles. 1/5.
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Brilliant. I can't say much more than that. 5/5
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Wow. Just Wow.
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Nice. The arm cannon just made it for me, though.
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The fact that it looks like an arm cannon, rather...
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NCHammer326 · 874 weeks ago

Genius.
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I would have just gone with Green Eggs and Ham, but this works quite well.
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Orion Fury · 874 weeks ago

Took someone long enough to do a Dr Seuss one...
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lulz
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wait where did star wolf get that gun!?
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zinraidragon · 874 weeks ago

lol best since the original lol. A winner is you/5
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MushroomBoy · 874 weeks ago

just when you think it's dead, the best one yet shows.

outstanding.
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One of the few golden wolf jokes out there.
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Oh snap
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...pure...win
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Hoshika-Pichu · 874 weeks ago

Epic win.
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Pure epic win. :P
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It may be overkill, but it's friggin hilarious
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Blue-Chameleon · 874 weeks ago

At last! And yes, they are SO much better when they rhyme!
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Cheat2Win · 874 weeks ago

I guess Wolf Wednesdays aren't drawing to a close after all! Bonus points for using something completely different. I never ever expected Dr. Seuss books to be used as a joke (but then again, this is the internets.) 5/5'd.
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ManiacalZManiac · 874 weeks ago

HAHAHA!!! That's The most Amazing Thing Evar.
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See, THIS is what Wolf jokes should be like. Now we just need to see the return of the anti/countermeme...
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Bah, I had to actually log in to comment. It was too much like 'effort.' Any way, it's nice to see a return to rhyming Wolf jokes, and this is also the first time we've seen him in a different pose. I probably would have stopped at the first half which actualy rhymes with the original line "I can't let you do that Star Fox" but more Wolf is never a bad thing.

Almost never I should say, because the last one was terrible in ways that are difficult to describe in mere words.
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Overkill! OVERKILL!!

In other news, glad to see Shawn finally made a "Can't let you do that" category!
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I...didn't like this one so much.
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Its GOLD!
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nice homage to dr suess, but it shouldve been posted on like, Dr Suess's birthday
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that wouldve been epic
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God... Damn...

you just won an internet death.au
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thereisnospoon · 869 weeks ago

I'm gonna have to agree with the others.. epic win.
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