I can has Hostage?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2008 · 9:46 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (164 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Sneak Attack, Xbox 360

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24 Responses to “I can has Hostage?”

  1. Orion X on August 30th, 2008 5:49 pm

    Caption could be better…and reduced to just 1… But it's still a nice pic.


  2. Killer Mudkipz on August 30th, 2008 10:02 pm

    No you can’t has hostage.And w00t,first post!

  3. SonicXV on August 30th, 2008 10:08 pm


  4. Technoskull on August 30th, 2008 10:34 pm


  5. FrEEz on August 30th, 2008 11:05 pm

    Good picture, terrible caption. Sadly i can’t really suggest a better one. If i did that i would really mess around with it, hell, maybe add a 300 refrence. It would be like:
    PINK: ANYBODY MOVE, AND THE SPARTAN’S DEAD! (it’s a spartan right? i don’t play halawl, so i dont’ know D:)
    You know the rest

  6. 8=======∂ on August 31st, 2008 12:12 am

    does anyone else rate it 5 stars just because it’s a high rating?

  7. Twentay on August 31st, 2008 12:25 am

    Picture great
    caption not so much
    But still merits a 4/5 from me

  8. Da Noob on August 31st, 2008 12:38 am

    @technoskull no…it’s pink

  9. Bucky on August 31st, 2008 1:17 am


  10. Poppyseed on August 31st, 2008 1:45 am

    great pic and I loved “hush you”

  11. Ryojin on August 31st, 2008 2:51 am

    I think it’s great. Unlike other long captions, this one is acctualy fitting.

  12. Sen on August 31st, 2008 3:57 am


    The “hostage” was too dark to catch my attention at first, so I had no idea what was going on until I saw the eyes.

    Needs to be a bit more centered too. The picture’s naturally leading my eyes to the top while the subject is actually in the bottom right.

  13. luckydog on August 31st, 2008 5:27 am

    I think if you removed “I can has hostage?” it’d be better. Someone plz help and hush you both work, but the hostage question doesn’t make sense as it’s not a question. He has a hostage.

  14. BLOHNG on August 31st, 2008 6:25 am

    can someone please tell me why people get such a massive boner because they post the 1st comment?

    do you deserve a fucking medal or summin?

    fuckin hell

  15. Nick Soapdish on August 31st, 2008 7:47 am

    The 2nd caption is pure gold. I reckon the 1st caption complements it well. It’s great as it is!

  16. Alphabet Soup on August 31st, 2008 3:10 pm

    I think it would be better as this:

    ‘I has hostage’

    ‘halp meh’


    But funny nonetheless.

  17. Mastur Cheef on August 31st, 2008 4:30 pm

    for those of you who say the “i can has hostage?” caption isnt needed, you obviously dont understand the source of humor. its the same as a LOLcat post.
    ex. i can has cheezburger pl0x? *nom*
    i think this is a great post

  18. killercartoons on August 31st, 2008 5:31 pm

    i think they couldnt decide which caption to do so they did them all! id scratch the “i can haz…” and just go with “NO ONES MOVE OR THE SPARTAN GETS IT!” but whatever, this is good

  19. Pigeon Army on August 31st, 2008 9:05 pm

    If it did not have “I can has hostage?”, this would be made of win. As it stands, it is made of cool, but nothing more.

  20. Ripshot on August 31st, 2008 10:15 pm

    executions? in my halo?
    more likely than I think

  21. Dracula on September 1st, 2008 2:50 pm

    Not so great.


  22. Marcus on September 3rd, 2008 9:19 pm

    This was from a friends zombie match, If i am alpha zombie, the match will either, A. End in around 30-90seconds(depending on number of players) or i will infect 80-90% of players. i don’t get invites anymore…
    and this is one of the older ones i sent in.

  23. Marcus on September 3rd, 2008 9:20 pm

    And yes, i am the pink zombie.

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