Jordan is connecting the dots… GLADoS is Peach!!

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Posted by Michael Moore on August 6, 2008 · 8:41 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (242 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Irony, Motivational, N64, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Portal, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats, Valve Software

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32 Responses to “The cake is a lie”

  1. Alpha on August 6th, 2008 6:04 am

    lmao. Yeah, thought of the comic too.

    But really? Rescue a princess, get a cake. Maybe they're not telling us…

    Or GLaDoS was telling the truth.

  2. Nova on August 6th, 2008 8:43 am

    I KNEW there was something wierd about Peach…

  3. Forsaken Billy on August 6th, 2008 8:48 am
  4. B-mac on August 6th, 2008 9:08 am

    Biff realizes that it’s tricky to eat giant-squid noodles.

  5. OmegaHunter9 on August 6th, 2008 9:25 am

    THAT’S why she never put out when you rescued her, she’s a robot!

  6. chemical.kirby on August 6th, 2008 9:58 am

    uber win 6/5

  7. Luffay on August 6th, 2008 10:05 am


  8. Ilk on August 6th, 2008 10:14 am

    My first thought was that VG Cats comic….
    This just isn’t that funny to me.

  9. burnoutspartan on August 6th, 2008 10:28 am

    My believes have been shattered…

  10. Abelane on August 6th, 2008 11:10 am

    I have some strange feeling I have seen this before…

  11. lolguy on August 6th, 2008 11:36 am


  12. Nurematsu on August 6th, 2008 12:27 pm

    Too bad VGCats already made this joke… it’s been robbed of serious lulz. Oh well, it’s Wolf Wednesday, hopefully something funny will come up

  13. Sgtjawa on August 6th, 2008 12:56 pm

    +5 for Cake,
    Minus several million for reused joke and using a motivational poster.

  14. Segasonicdude on August 6th, 2008 1:01 pm

    Simpsons Di….I Mean VGCats Did it

  15. Gates on August 6th, 2008 2:38 pm

    This was a triumph…

  16. Narbtastic! on August 6th, 2008 3:03 pm

    …I’m making a note here: huge (lack of) success.

  17. Pauld'Arbonne on August 6th, 2008 3:55 pm

    Hmm, GLADoS has a point. I mean, have we EVER seen this said “cake” that Peach keeps promising? I THINK NOT!

  18. Personae Non Gratae on August 6th, 2008 4:18 pm

    It’s all coming together now! O.o’

  19. viewer of no concern on August 6th, 2008 4:23 pm

    Hey,does anyone but me wonder what happened to Wolf Wednesdays?

  20. Mace on August 6th, 2008 6:10 pm

    I actually remember a cake with Mario and Peach on the top. Forgot what game.

  21. Kamuro on August 6th, 2008 6:13 pm

    I swear, our brains are connected. I was playing the game the past couple of days and since it wouldn’t save, I had to keep starting over. Every time I thought when she said that “The cake is a lie!”

  22. Orion X on August 6th, 2008 6:17 pm

    @Mace (and partially at Pauld’Arbonne)
    That would be in Mario 64 after you beat it with all the stars (I think. Maybe you don’t need all the stars).

  23. Alpha on August 6th, 2008 7:20 pm


    Yes, that’s correct, you needed only 70/120 to get the ending.

  24. Luckydog on August 6th, 2008 10:58 pm

    @Pigeon Army

    I say that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while

  25. Pigeon Army on August 7th, 2008 3:10 am

    What would have made Super Mario 64 awesome -- if you had to carry Weegee around a level with you and then got to incinerate him.

  26. ThaDoggfather on August 8th, 2008 1:46 pm

    This made me laugh SO bad xD
    Portal ^^
    Epic EPIC win

  27. Jac Falcon on August 11th, 2008 12:12 pm

    Freakin Funny… but already done, lol.

  28. Setsuna Setsunai on August 12th, 2008 12:17 pm

    Now Princess Peach as a final boss, that’d be an epic Nintendo plot twist.
    “That crown was placed on my head as a mental lulling device used to stop me when I started filling the castle with a deadly neurotoxin so I would stop filling the castle with a deadly neurotoxin…”

  29. Mr. Wright on August 16th, 2008 3:45 pm

    Even though it’s been done before doesn’t mean it’s not funny.

    It is a lie.
    I am the Borg. Resistance is futile.
    All you cake belong to us.

  30. Barry Allen on May 27th, 2010 11:47 am

    It's so delicious and moist too!

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