Okay so this one probably looks a little familiar…
Warning: Coffee is extremely hot.
Fortunately our cups can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
I made this artwork specifically for the Wolf Wednesdays design, but then as we were sending the shirts off to pre-order I thought “hey y’know, this is a pretty good design all by itself!” And so the “Starfox Coffee” shirt was born!
So yeah, this will probably be a limited run shirt… but for those of you craving a straight-up Starbucks/Starfox parody design, this is your lucky day! Grab one ASAP, and don’t forget that the coupon code “SHARKBITE” at SharkRobot will get you an extra 5% off your order!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2009 · 10:23 PM
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So really when it comes down to it… ANYTHING besides plumbing would have made things easier!
By Caldy and GamerPaper
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2009 · 9:27 AM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Artistic, Massive Damage, Ninjas, Nintendo, Overkill, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Sneak Attack, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (8 Comments) |
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Categories: Chillaxin', GameCube, Merchandise, Musical, News, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (1 Comment) |
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Or… on the other hand… you’re doing it ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
By Missinko009
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2009 · 7:21 PM
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Categories: Boobies, F-Zero, Health & Fitness, Metroid, Motivational, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (4 Comments) |
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There are few Pokemon that this move is not super effective against!
By dimomarg
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 6:55 PM
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Wolf’s so happy about the new shirt, he just couldn’t contain himself! Kirby’s more into it for emotional support (since his shirt has been doing well for several years now).
By Ishochan
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 3:46 AM
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First up in our Holiday 2009 spotlight series… the shirt I think you’ve all been waiting for! Yes after almost two years of Star Wolf jokes we’ve finally broken down and put him on a shirt. And talk about a classy design! Here’s our official description:
No way, I don’t believe it! Five dollars for a cup of coffee? Can’t let you brew that Starfox!
While the design was created by me, some of you may recognize the familiar art style of (Sonic artist extraordinaire) Matt Herms on Wolf O’Donnell. Matt created a fantastic sketch of Wolf for me to work off of for this design and I could not be happier with how the finished product came out!
If you’re looking to grab one of these shirts before the holidays, I highly recommend putting in a pre-order in now!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2009 · 10:05 PM
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Categories: Can't Let You Do That, Merchandise, News, Nintendo, StarFox · Leave a comment (No Comments) |
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Is that a hookshot in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh… it is a… hookshot. AWKWARD!
Screenshot by Pauli
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2009 · 7:40 AM
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Categories: Cock Joke, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii · Leave a comment (2 Comments) |
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