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THE Medic

Dr. House in the house!
Personally I prefer a medic that’s a bit less cranky on the battlefield…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 11, 2009 · 12:15 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (298 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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ONLY STEVEN COLBERT CAN BE A MEDIC!
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6 replies · active 854 weeks ago
House + German accent = Comedy
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house:*sigh*heavy....
heavy:?
house:you have lupus
HEAVY:! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
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Nobody likes him, but everybody does.
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GREEEEEEAT, now everybody will die in the battlefield.............unless you have lupus,them you will survive
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if only someone could think of a person to represent all the characters, i already know the ShamWOW guy is the scout, but i can't think of the rest
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7 replies · active 855 weeks ago
Actually, this is what I envisioned.....

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m207/minespatc...
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3 replies · active 854 weeks ago
OHMAIGAWD ITS HOUSE

-quickly spams five stars-
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YES. YES. YESH!

OMFG 600 Billion / 5
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"If we don't do anything, they'll sue the hospital, turn it into real estate. People will die outside of a condo waiting for medical attention."
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Epic WIN
I love house, he's awesome!!
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A pity his lupus-cure is a bit useless, no one seems to get it.
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Very nice!
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House may have medical skills, but Stephen Colbert has the unlimited power of UTTER NONSENSICAL RANTING!
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2 replies · active 855 weeks ago
Damn it... so much win it hurts.
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1 reply · active 855 weeks ago
he heals you if he feels that your problem is complicated enough.
example: if you're on fire while stickies are being launched at your feet and a sniper has gotten you down to more than half your health.
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1 reply · active 855 weeks ago
This is a perfect example of just being clever with one's submissions...spot on!!
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I... I would actually feel a lot safer knowing Dr. House is the medic on my team.

Better than one that (according to his TF2Wiki bio, anyway...) used to rip people open just to stare at their insides in awe. ._.;
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For once, I say this is pure win. I actually laughed out loud. 5/5
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He cant heal you but he as some VICODINE to let U Die less painfull XD
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is only someone could think of a person to represent all the characters, i already know the ShamWOW guy is the scout, but i can't think of the rest
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Man, playing as him would blow my mind. Just throw insults and witty banter at the opposing team, you don't even need to heal anyone! Just have your lackeys do it for you!
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This is full of win and awesome XD
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Epic win, id be honoured to be healed by him... and slightly intimidated
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Epic win.

5/5
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If House was on my team he could just staredown the other team and we'd win almost instantly.... and then he'd shake his cane at us... if he still has it.... can't remember...
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3 replies · active 855 weeks ago
Lolz very funny!
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I knew the medic was really Prince George!
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1 reply · active 854 weeks ago
Win
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Complete and uter win.
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