We can hold them off! We can take back our finances! We can figh– Is that Hotline Miami for $2.49?
By StiffUpperJoystick
Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on July 15, 2013 · 1:20 PM |
Categories: Anime, Growth Spurt, Internets, Valve Software, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 62 Comments |
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Truthful on so many levels. I feel like I'm spending money that I don't even have at this point.
Edit: This post has been up for over 5 minutes now. Where is everybody?… No, truly I can't be the only one left… SHAWN, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?! I'M NOT OVERREACTING.
I only recently discovered the magic of Steam sales-- I know, where was I for the past 5 years even? This whole Summer Sale thing gets my seal of approval! Just picked up Psychonauts for the first time, and it's pretty rad. I feel like I'm stealing, these prices are so low!
In other news, I'm going on a new diet. My food is going all-digital now to save some cash. Rather than eating or doing things best left to the 20th century and before, I'm instead just going to look at pictures of food on the internet. It's all the fun of eating, with only a few drawbacks-- like early death!
steam sales are a killer my wallet is already on life support
I've only bought one thing. Scribblenauts Unlimited for $2.50.
SELF-CONTROL.
Well, I only brough Scribblenauts and FTL, definitely not going to buy anything else…
* Sees castle crashers 75% off *
any… thing… else…
Once again this year, the Steam community received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Gaben.
This is a great opportunity to get rid of that $2.09 that's been hanging around in my Steam wallet.
Perfection at it's finest.
And I'm surprised that Shawn didn't post this instead.
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Enter generic Steam Summer Sale post here.
So this is when people start posting the intro to the anime right?
DANGIT STEAM, I JUST WANT CIVILIZATION 5!
WHY'D YOU HAVE IT FLASH SALE END WHEN I JUST WOKE UP!?!
Gaben is a titan? Now that's downright offensive! Not even the Colossus Titan could be that big!
We were past this weren't we? Oh well, at this point half-life 3 won't come out in my life-time so might as well scorn future generations.
And here is the madness that the steam sale reeks upon the minds of the poor consumer:
<img src="http://i.imgflip.com/22xgv.gif">
Tragic.
Hoo boy, get ready for the flood of Attack on Titan parody vids…
inb4 comments about how that's Gabe's actual size
Ha! My wallet is safe from Steam!
…but that's because I'm already broke. For those of you who don't have kids, just remember that they're VERY expensive, and it's exponential growth on that as you have more.
They are the games and we are the gamers.
I love how this anime has started to boom.
And I only bought one thing (so far) and that was Don't Starve. A kind of grim reminder of what will happen if I buy too many games…
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/mYbb8uw.jpg" height ="377" width ="400" />
This just makes me want the Steam Box even more.
It was worth the "weight"?
I wanna believe that's a typo but maybe it's a stealth pun on Gaben's figure…
Also I apparently missed out on buying the games I actually wanted. Bleh.
Even after GOG, Green Man, previous Steam midweek specials, and Humble Bundle took my money….. I cannot resist a $2.50 Poker Night sequel.
But I have an ace up my sleeve…. I have a laptop and it can't even run Team Fortress and Minecraft properly, so I have no insentive to buy discounted big-budget games. Also, I already have a backlog three Humble Bundles long. Some funds shall be saved!!!! (Providing Gunpoint doesn't drop down to cheap Paulrus level.)
EDIT BONUS ROUND:
In fact, I have a few spare copies of games I already own, or I don't wish to play. Humble Games. I think I shall give some out as prizes to a comment section question game, if anyone is interested.
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/143/912/1309632238850.png" width="444">
My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it, My laptop won't run it
Fuck it
*click*
HAHA! LOSERS!
I CAN'T BUY ANYTHING ON STEAM CAUSE I'M TOO POOR AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!
…
*sobs*
*sees SMTIV is out and looks at spare emergency 60 dollars*
*sobs harder*
I don't know why but the video reminds me of Alpar….
….Suddenly I feel sad that I am a F2P player.
You know what, I've had it. You can't just…
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Nevermind
thx you เก็นติ้งออนไลน์
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we may have went bankrupt and lost our wallets but you know what?… IT WAS WORTH IT