SURVIVING IN WATER

Don’t beat yourself up John… nobody’s perfect!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2012 · 3:03 AM 
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Bungie, Halo, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, Microsoft, Shields Up, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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62 Responses to “SURVIVING IN WATER”

  1. Sid_Diddly on July 31st, 2012 3:31 am

    Yet another victim of dihydrogen monoxide. It is one of the most deadly substances known to man after all.

  2. ZephyrX9 on July 31st, 2012 3:32 am

    A HALO POST ON HALOLZ?! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!

  3. HughbertEsq on July 31st, 2012 4:20 am

    God help us if The Covenant devise…. WATER….GUNS

  4. khalcyon2011 on July 31st, 2012 4:33 am

    Honestly, it's not that ridiculous. Think about it: heavy armor is well…heavy. It's not a matter of strength or swimming skill on the part of the wearer; it's a matter of buoyancy.

  5. Treeman574 on July 31st, 2012 4:40 am

    OBJECTION!

    [youtube L5veUn6-Y0I&start=75 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  6. Alpar on July 31st, 2012 5:03 am

    Hmm, it's six p.m. here in Korea… I doubt Shawn coulda posted anything…

    *checks*
    ……..
    A…… a… Halo submission……
    in… oh my goodness….
    how long… has it been… and…
    it's… ALSO. A. CAPTION.
    AND MEMETIC.
    IS THIS
    IS THIS THE SHAWN WE KNEW
    WILL WE
    ARE WE
    CAN THE FORUMS POSSIBLY NOW WITH THIS UPRISING
    RETURRRRRRRRRRRN?

  7. Hatley96 on July 31st, 2012 5:47 am

    Guys, what if Halo's actually being played through a Type-1 Animus, the type that causes ancestors to have super-drowning skills?

  8. Nick Soapdish on July 31st, 2012 7:00 am

    You could say that when he goes in water his survivability really takes a dive.

  9. PortalMan on July 31st, 2012 7:58 am

    a Halo post? On Halolz?………..

    Did I miss something? Did Shawn turn good again? What else has happened while i was gone!? Are the forums fixed!? Did everyone decide that MineCraft was stupid out of nowhere!? Did Value remove hats from TF2!? *GASP*……did Episode 3 get released!?

  10. Chimental on July 31st, 2012 9:19 am

    Game character that'll survive in water? Don't hold your breath.

    (inb4 pictures of the few game characters that can swim that will immediately ruin the pun.)

  11. gAmer_Matt on July 31st, 2012 10:39 am

    I forgot his name was John… someone should make a Zoidberg joke.

  12. Vabolo on July 31st, 2012 11:20 am
  13. Master_Chief177 on July 31st, 2012 11:35 am

    Do any of you know how heavy this armor is?
    no?
    i thought so

  14. shazbot32 on July 31st, 2012 12:39 pm

    …This feels wrong…

  15. KZN02 on July 31st, 2012 1:52 pm

    Hmm, does the armor have its own supply of air? And is it too dense to float? How much pressure can it withstand?

  16. coolsnape on July 31st, 2012 2:59 pm

    you can smack my face 3 times, shoot me 100 times but i cant survive one hit on my back

  17. Icesickle97 on July 31st, 2012 3:55 pm

    "Hey, good job out there!" *Back pat, fall over dead*

  18. Gentlespy on July 31st, 2012 9:23 pm

    Worst part is that in Halo: Combat Evolved, you were more than capable of survive being completely submerged in water. So could your A.I. teammates, apparently.

  19. Jimmy on August 1st, 2012 11:07 am

    ARMOR IS HEAVY.

  20. ZephyrX9 on August 19th, 2012 1:48 pm

    HAH-LOOOO!!!!!

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