Who sends blades of grass to fight me? YAAA-TA-TATA-YAAA-TA-TATA!!
Submitted by Leo
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2012 · 9:21 PM |
Categories: Heavy Weapons, PC, Photo Op, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 87 Comments |
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Your ass is grass.
And I'm the weed whacker!
Hey, I use a vaccum cleaner. It has some weight to it so I have to slowly walk forwards while I start yelling at the--
I just sound really weird now, don't I?
I AM POLLEN-PROOF!!!!
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS WEEDS TO FIGHT ME?!
Entire team is daisies!
Calling for his medic, Heavy realizes that his beloved German has fallen victim to a Demolawn's blades.
JOHN DEERE IS KREDIT TO TEAM!!!
Is anyone else mesmerized by those awesomely badass boots that guy is wearing?
VEE MUST PUSH LEETLE MOWER!
I don't get it. why am I looking at two of the same picture? are we supposed to be playing "spot the differences"?
I WAS TOLD, WE'D BE FIGHTING WEEDS!
Are you sure I submitted this, Shawn? I don't even remember seeing it.
What it looks like: lol
What it really is: OHMYGODTHISISSOFUNNYIMLAUGHINGFORREALRIGHTNOW
IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GARDENER!
He does good work, but his prices are steep.
It costs $400,000 for him to garden…for 12 seconds.
It costs $400,000 to use this weed whacker… for twelve seconds
What was that Wendy? Trim it all?!? Good idea!
WE MUS PUSH LITTLE CART!!!
<img src="http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/motorized-skating.jpg">
*Sigh* This only reminds me of my painful quest to find a Strange minigun.
Join Green team.
What is the heavy doing with a Safe'n'Sound?
Pyro sees your weed-whacker, and raises you a leaf blower…
<img src="http://www.terranovalandscaping.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blower-ban.jpg">
I mean…hmmf hmff mhh.
Everyone had this moment.
No exception.
I am Heavy Gardener Guy, and this is my Weed Whacker.
ENTIRE WEED IS BABIES!
What it looks like: Forums are down.
What it really is: Forums are down.
<img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/4269.jpg" /img>
Ahahahaha!
GROW SOME MORE!
What's that, sandvich? Weed them all? GOOD IDEA.
*HEAVY GARDENING JOKE*
Funny, its actually the reverse for the Heavy
I feel like a Spy when i Sneak up on somebody in tag.
Not to be grammatical or anything….
But I think it would be better if it was:
"How I look"
vs
"How I feel"
just saying.