Zero Wing Valentine

Somebody set us up the love.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 16, 2012 · 6:33 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (189 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Genesis, Holidays, Incoming Transmission, Retro, True Love, Valentine's Day, Zero Wing

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50 Responses to “Zero Wing Valentine”

  1. Alpar on February 16th, 2012 6:46 am

    You still no chance to be single make your time.

  2. Alpar on February 16th, 2012 6:50 am

    Ahahaha! Yeaaaaaaaah, spending all day making comments in the Halolz section! It's past Valentine's Day but we're all compensating for our lack of dates!

    WHO NEEDS WOMEN?! I HAVE INTERNET AND WITTY COMMENTS!
    AHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA! Haha… eheh… BUH.. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.

  3. Axel X on February 16th, 2012 6:56 am

    Take off every zig, for great love!

  4. sonicsmash2 on February 16th, 2012 7:20 am

    A Machine cannot love?
    Well atleast he can't be heartbroken….

  5. Nick Soapdish on February 16th, 2012 7:31 am

    I wish somebody could set us up the date. Instead we get single.

    Oh well back to porn then. Main screen turn on.

  6. C__F on February 16th, 2012 9:50 am

    Roses are red.
    Violets use a texture that my graphics card is failing to load.
    You must construct additional pylons.

  7. Wetmang on February 16th, 2012 9:53 am

    Roses are Lame
    Violets make me tear
    But Mother Russia took all of them
    because Kilroy was here!

  8. Eddshere on February 16th, 2012 10:59 am

    For great justice.
    Take off every Cupid.

  9. EliminatorZigma on February 16th, 2012 11:53 am

    Ah, an oldie but goodie. I wonder if any geek couples have actually used this pun as a real valentine?

  10. Skrist on February 16th, 2012 11:56 am

    Shawn you seem to be trying too hard…
    How about some chocolates and flowers instead?

  11. PvtDisposable on February 16th, 2012 12:53 pm

    I'm a gut, so in order to appreciate this in a non-homosexual manner I will look at this differently.

    Bleach=Base
    Eyebleach=bleach
    eyebleach=base

    Ergo all of those girls on eyebleach are now mine!
    <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.jpg"&gt;

  12. GameboyPATH on February 16th, 2012 4:01 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Fuck this beaten-to-death, now-meaningless format of the expression of love that's become so cliche that no one uses it in a romantic context or any situation other than ironic or comedic purpose.

  13. PortalMan118 on February 16th, 2012 4:38 pm

    daaawwhh…..the bad grammer makes it even cuter.

  14. Sceptilianblade on February 16th, 2012 6:16 pm

    What's this? Three VGCats updates within three months?
    What sorcery is this?!

  15. BTSnoogans on February 16th, 2012 7:17 pm

    You could smoosh the words lonely and old together to make something funnier. Lonely + Old = Lol'd.

  16. Omnomynous on February 16th, 2012 7:50 pm

    Hey, girl.

    Be my Valentine for great justice.

  17. dope92 on February 16th, 2012 9:00 pm

    this is the most ingenious one yet

  18. Seanhl on February 16th, 2012 10:30 pm

    I know I'll sound like a hipster, but I have heard this one before, was it on dorkly or something a year ago?

  19. Hong_Meiling on February 18th, 2012 6:40 pm

    Gosh, the 90's was Eons ago..And the 90's were awesome.

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