Would you kindly hit that three point shot so I can cover the spread?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 27, 2011 · 3:07 AM 
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62 Responses to “BIOSHAQ”

  1. VT_Juju_Man on July 27th, 2011 3:19 am

    that little sister….

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    Dammit, now I can't unsee it :(

  2. BoxeyBrown on July 27th, 2011 3:19 am

    Well, he's already tried TV, Movies, and Music… Why not squeeze every lase dollar out of his career?

  3. KungFuDeli on July 27th, 2011 3:21 am

    Big daddy can kick anyones ass but that free throw, that's like fighting well… 12 big sisters

  4. Q_Walrus on July 27th, 2011 3:32 am

    If this is anything like Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, I'd play the heck out of this.

    (a quick explanation for those who don't know:,_Shut_Up_and… )

  5. Dr.Panda on July 27th, 2011 3:33 am

    ack, repressed memories of Shaq-fu re-surfacing…..
    Make it stop! Make it Stop!!!!

  6. Darkangelsv1 on July 27th, 2011 4:02 am


  7. Darkangelsv1 on July 27th, 2011 4:02 am


  8. VyseRogueKing on July 27th, 2011 4:18 am

    He thought his newest breakout game would be a slam dunk in the gaming industry but as it turns out it was nothing but air.

  9. PortalMan118 on July 27th, 2011 4:23 am

    This would be a bad game, because as we all know Shaq can't make any shots in.

  10. HughbertEsq on July 27th, 2011 4:42 am

    *prepares artillery for hitting the weak spot for massive damage*

  11. Hatmor on July 27th, 2011 5:39 am

    Well I guess the 'Soldier's New Hat' Topic isn't going anywhere anymore….

  12. Uzumakiclan43 on July 27th, 2011 6:20 am

    A man dunks. A slave sits on the sidelines and does nothing all day. A man dunks! A slave sits on the sidelines! GO SIT ON THE SIDELINES! YOU SUCK!

  13. Redzeroine on July 27th, 2011 7:27 am

    I guess there's more than one reason for him being called "Big Daddy"

  14. ShakerSilver on July 27th, 2011 8:49 am

    Let's just hope he doesn't rap in that game.

    "Let's green egg and ham it!"

  15. razorman715 on July 27th, 2011 9:37 am

    Bioshaq 2: Complete with shaq-fu style multiplayer.

    God help us all…..

  16. Nick Soapdish on July 27th, 2011 9:48 am

    Free throws, my only weakness…

  17. Bobomberman on July 27th, 2011 9:48 am

    Don't make me DRIBBLE on about this. I mean I don't want to be DUNKED in SCORES of these basketball puns. Next time someone decides have a BALL with these, count me out, I'll PASS.

  18. BlurrySandwich on July 27th, 2011 10:30 am

    When I saw this i was bio-shocked!

    …I will pay the bad pun fine later

  19. Solar Boy Django on July 27th, 2011 10:40 am

    Someone pass the mind bleach again please… also. Do you think he'll rap in this game about how the Little Sister should Green Egg and Ham it?

  20. TCC on July 27th, 2011 10:48 am

    The Bioshack is a little ol' place where-
    we can get together!

  21. Roflcopter419 on July 27th, 2011 12:04 pm

    …oh dear god kill it with fire.

  22. Alpar on July 27th, 2011 12:26 pm

    Who needs a drill when you've got Shaq Fu?

  23. Timey16 on July 27th, 2011 12:27 pm

    pffft that Big Daddy doesn't scare me!
    I know Shaq Fu!
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    (it is btw a totally real game, the rel="nofollow"> AVGN even reviewed it.)

  24. Darth_Destro on July 27th, 2011 12:30 pm

    Shaq fu comments -- check
    Kazzam comments -- check
    Free throw comments -- check
    Steel comments -- Halolz? I am disapoint

  25. ChemicalKirby on July 27th, 2011 12:40 pm

    Should have been BroShaq

  26. Ice_Cold_Water on July 27th, 2011 1:02 pm

    In Bioshaq 2, you get to be the big Shaq himself and you get to be a sports analyst for splicers!

  27. Vatonnage on July 27th, 2011 2:40 pm
  28. Artakha on July 27th, 2011 2:58 pm

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  29. CriticalQuit on July 27th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Big Daddy was disqualified after his drill popped the basketball a 3rd time.

  30. MoG on July 27th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Time to make a witty post on a new Halolz submiss-
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  31. spankymac314 on July 27th, 2011 4:01 pm

    The entire concept of this game sends shivers down my spine, if only because of how horrible the voice acting would be.

  32. MasterLuigi452 on July 27th, 2011 4:28 pm

    The Hell.
    Is this?

  33. TheInsaneWombat on July 27th, 2011 9:09 pm

    The Shaq Daddy's face plate needs to not be glowing. I could barely tell Shaq's face was in there.

  34. Artakha on July 27th, 2011 9:27 pm

    BTW, what's with all the -1 trolls?

  35. Gary_Blue on July 27th, 2011 10:48 pm

    Hey guys, I'm ba--

    The fuck?

  36. iSwiftSquare on October 24th, 2011 11:18 am

    No "Would You Kindly" jokes? Halolz I AM DISAPPOINT!

    Would you kindly pass the ball, Kobe!

    Kobe, would you kindly tell me how my ass tastes!

    Not anymore!

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