Headshot Honcho’s soldier is having a bit of a bug problem!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2009 · 12:51 AM |
Categories: Irony, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Wild Animals, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 43 Comments |
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Wow. It took the halolz that long to come up with a joke i've been using in my friends server. >.<
Ah well.
Punny pun is punny.
…first?
Anybody that submits TF2 related garrysmoddery but keeps the map on construct should be castrated.
Orly maggots
oh i see what you did there…
but those aren't maggots. those are heavy maggots.
It seems like someone needs a bug spray…
-Ponders on dropping a bug-bomb-
The point of the joke was the joke itself, not the location, get over the map.
"You maggots make me sick! Look at you, with your tiny little legs, crawling around. The Heavy moves faster than you ladies! Even a Scout would eat you for breakfast!"
Captain Obvious is trying for that promotion to major, I see.
What we really need now is a picture of a huge maggot pointing at a soldier saying "SOLDIER."
Second!
Bah too many Soldier sayings that fit this >.< well ill just list em all!
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you sorry sacks of scum!
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
These aren't your dads puns they're video game puns. TURBO PUNS!!
Use the bazooka:
Best
Pesticide
Ever
Yeah, but not even Soldier can kill 333 maggots and get the Grabbin' Grub achievement!
Look at all those maggots!!!