FunnehRabbitMan made this nifty sign for the church so people would know what today’s sermon is about!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2009 · 3:08 AM |
Categories: Church of Falcon, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Photo Op, Serious Business, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, The Great Outdoors · Leave a comment () 78 Comments |
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I've always wanted to Falcon Punch my sins.
I've always wanted to Falcon Punch my sins.
Punch me Falcon, for I have sinned.
Falcon gospel music (Parody of "How Great is Our God"):
How great are your moves, show to me
How great are your moves, for Him to see
How great, how great are your moves
Show us ya prayers
Laughed so hard :D
Aaaaah Riiiight! :D
Hey, Shawn! How's about a Church of Falcon tag?
Good Friday is a time of rememberance for Kirby, who died for our sins…
I'm gonna leave it to Taiho, King of Retards, or NIck Soapdish to bust out the ol' Falcon Scriptures.
FINAL SMASH 1:1
In the beginning, there was Falcon. The almighty being then commanded the universe to "Show me your moves!" and the universe showed him it's moves.
YES!
DON'T BE STUPID. FIVE STAR THIS PIC. LETS KEEP IT AT THE TOP OF THE LIST.
after the prayers
SHOW ME YA MOVES
Wait a…
Paiv, I already did that! ¬¬
Yes Shawn! Wolf jokes have theirs, Falcon deserves holy tag! XD
Church of Captain Falcon:
Falcon punching the cra… sins out of you
Moves shall be aprecciated
Must…attend…now
TOO…MUCH…WIN…*begins showing moves* whoever edited this did an awesome job
So do you guys believe in transub-punch-iation? or consubpunchiation? If a falcon priest-figure (a Private Falcon, if you will) punches you in a service, does it turn into a real falon punch?
ahhh, i always knew those years of CCD would pay off eventually…
This is one of the most epic pictures I've seen in a long time
5/5
amg! it's up! i sent this in, like, last month!
Just wait…we of the Wolf Brotherhood shall invade and destroy you Falcons…
We won't let you escape, we won't let you win…we can't let you live (that)!
It….It….It looks so real…..
*falls down and cries*
obvious shoop is obvious…
Remember to be thankful today: it's Good Friday, this being the day when Kirby sucked up Wolf and committed sui/homicide to save the spectators of the stadium from Wolf 'not letting them do that'.
Firs church of falcon now on FACEBOOK!!!
firstchurchoffalcon@gmail.com for moar info
it's a secret group, so ask me at firstchurchoffalcon@gmail.com
Easter finally will not be boring.
someone needs to make a hymn to the tune of mute city
BTW today is EASTER SUNDAY
TODAY CAPTAIN FALCON IS REVIVED.
and so it is told, that a day shall come when two falcon punches shall collide and the world shall be enveloped in their fiery wings, and only the true believers who showed unto him their moves, shall ascend to the grand prix in the sky
hmmm
this gave me an idea
how about i make a spray or something that repels wolf or mudkipzs away?
the title would be like: wolf-away for wolf and kips-away
it would be kind of funny
here's what may go on in that church:
http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comic043.html
If i might recall, Falcon Kirby, was betrayed by Lucas, for a measly 20 silver pieces…in this case it's 20 vinyl wolf stickers…
yes, Lucas is a pussy, he even ran away from Ness when Wario was gonna rape his trophy form.
Amen to that.
Amen
And I miss epic things like this when I disappear from the innanets. >.<
ok church of captain falcon if u go to that church cpt. falcon will fall from a sky and ………………………………………FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH