OPPORTUNITY - You’re wearing state-of-the-art armor with energy shielding. What is she gonna do if you grab her ass?

Unfortunately for Gil-Narmor, there’s not enough energy shielding in the world to protect yourself from a sexual harassment suit.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 26, 2008 · 3:26 AM 
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Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Sneak Attack, Xbox 360

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25 Responses to “OPPORTUNITY”

  1. killercartoons on November 26th, 2008 3:23 am

    Haha, yeah, when you put it that way, if I was wearing that armor, there would be very few things I wouldn't do….

  2. Paulrus on November 26th, 2008 4:21 am

    Logical. But she probably has a energy sword to replace her pepper spray. Or something.

  3. L.T. on November 26th, 2008 6:12 am

    Yeah … remind me again how rape is funny?

  4. L.T. on November 26th, 2008 6:14 am

    John does seem to have good taste in women.

  5. Teradohn on November 26th, 2008 7:19 am

    Bad ideas? This should be under GOOD ideas…

  6. Someguy503 on November 26th, 2008 8:24 am

    What he doesn't know is that that marine is her brother and he's carrying a shotgun..

  7. Lorenor on November 26th, 2008 8:30 am

    *honk honk*

  8. Winston on November 26th, 2008 8:45 am

    This makes a very good point…

  9. Nemesis on November 26th, 2008 8:49 am

    Hah, smart one!

  10. Runeblade on November 26th, 2008 9:57 am

    See the previous Halolz submission and you'll be reminded.

  11. Runeblade on November 26th, 2008 9:57 am

    Shawn's caption made me snicker, but the pic itself wasn't that great.


  12. Nick Soapdish on November 26th, 2008 12:42 pm

    With energy shielding, if he rapes her at least he's using protection.
    (I can't believe I've made two contraception jokes in one day).

  13. Nick Soapdish on November 27th, 2008 1:15 am

    That point might be valid if you weren't posting in a submission about molestation.
    Also see submissions regarding suprize buttsecks.

  14. SonicXV on November 27th, 2008 2:04 am

    Pun? I thought it was bad spelling…

  15. BurnoutSpartan on November 27th, 2008 3:32 am

    Pretty funny. Not too extraordinary.

  16. voraei on November 27th, 2008 7:33 am

    a shame you couldn't really feel anything with those big, metal gloves on.

  17. WolvenGlory on November 27th, 2008 12:01 pm

    I sense a hidden pun in Shawn's comment. Sexual harassment "suit"?

  18. KingofRetards on November 28th, 2008 4:18 am

    Probably because you WERE raped, amirite?

  19. KingofRetards on November 28th, 2008 4:19 am

    This made me lol so hard, then I read the even more awesome pun below. 5/5!

  20. L.T. on November 28th, 2008 10:29 am

    Can-of-worms question, KoR.
    A close friend from high school was, actually, though it wasn't at the forefront of my mind when it was brought up. I think there's a definite line in my mind where funny stops and offensive begins. I feel I can laugh at the pic because I know the feeling of wanting to touch someone without asking first, but I also know that if one gropes someone IRL then the victim has full right to break the nose of the groper. It takes a seriously screwed up person, however, to commit rape. One would need to be sufficiently worked up emotionally or sufficiently deranged (compared to typical social morality) that they lack regard or respect for the victim and for the potential consequences, and to be able to overcome the inhibitions imposed by societal rules of morality. I have never met anyone, despite the peculiar variety of people I know, whose state of mind had progressed that far outside of the typical norm.

    In short, I believe its far easier, and thus more likely, for an average person to consider groping than to consider rape, i.e., it's funny because it's true.

    What's that? TL, DR? Yeah, well … that's what *you* get for asking questions on the internet.

  21. L.T. on November 28th, 2008 10:54 am

    Fair enough. Not sure why I bothered to drop such criticism here, anyway. It IS t3h 1nt4rtub35, after all.
    I still don't think rape is funny, but I'll not proselytize here.

  22. L.T. on November 28th, 2008 10:57 am

    "Suit" is the correct spelling. How did you think it was spelled?

  23. KingofRetards on November 30th, 2008 6:08 am

    Well, umm…. damn, you win. I see how this could be offensive and thus I apologize. Sorry.

  24. L.T. on December 1st, 2008 5:44 am

    No need, KoR, or Nick for that matter. The truth is, indeed, that just about anything _can_ be funny if properly presented. It just takes a monumental effort to make me laugh given that subject.

  25. Corenator on December 11th, 2008 2:17 am

    She can dual wield a magnum and a SHOTGUN. Who says she can't at least put the Chief in a coma?

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