Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Subscribe to HALOLZNews FeedSubscribe to HALOLZComments


Porn and Halo 3

This Destructoid article puts it best… “The depth of depravity on the Internet rarely surprises me anymore.”

Blog Widget by LinkWithin

Porn and Halo 3



Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 7, 2008 · 7:19 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (241 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Anime, Artistic, Bad Ideas, Boobies, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360

· Leave a comment (65 Comments)



 

Comments (65)

Loading... Logging you in...
Dashboard | Edit profile | Logout
  • Logged in as
Login or signup now to comment.
+8 Vote up Vote down
Corenator's avatar

Corenator · 879 weeks ago

You DARE bring pr0nz to mah Halo?! YOU MUST GET LAID!!
Reply
+5 Vote up Vote down
Fancylad's avatar

Fancylad · 884 weeks ago

The man wanted to bring boobs to a boobs-less game and I can respect that.

Whats TRULY sad is all the people who will fap to that image.
Reply
+5 Vote up Vote down
Raiden_Zer0's avatar

Raiden_Zer0 · 884 weeks ago

well..it was..creative...in a single-minded-too-much-time-on-your-hands-go-get-a-life kinda way ...but it was creative.
Reply
1 reply · active 772 weeks ago
+3 Vote up Vote down
FrEEz's avatar

FrEEz · 884 weeks ago

This should be tagged 'The amount of free time you have is too much. Please drop the controller, and step away from the xbox.'

Creative though, buuuuuut i'm not gonna rate
Reply
2 replies · active 782 weeks ago
Loading...
+1 Vote up Vote down
Cloak's avatar - Go to profile

Cloak 93p · 748 weeks ago

I saw the actual picture in Halo 3 before it got put on here. It's original title was... not dignified, to say the least.
Reply
+1 Vote up Vote down
Alphalance's avatar - Go to profile

Alphalance · 884 weeks ago

@ Fancylad

OHHHH YESSS, that energy sword OOOHHHHH those trip mines OOOHHH YESSS...wait what?! Who faps to equipment and guns?

@ Everyone else

I love the expression she has that makes it look like she's staring at the red guy and asking "Why did u make me? U need to get laid"
Reply
+1 Vote up Vote down
Glitch's avatar

Glitch · 884 weeks ago

This is pathetic. But it is incredibly well done, so well done that I think they must have done it before. The bangs are very intricate.
Reply
+1 Vote up Vote down
Orion X's avatar

Orion X · 884 weeks ago

It's a wonder the human race has survived this long with stuff like this. Now I'm craving the lesbian Mudkips.

*goes to pic*

...Nevermind.
Reply
+1 Vote up Vote down
DirkTheWicked's avatar

DirkTheWicked · 875 weeks ago

If her boobs were any bigger, Cortana would come and beat you with a stick.

--

My gamertag is the same as my name.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
chemical.kirby's avatar

chemical.kirby · 884 weeks ago

*agrees with freez* XD

must of taken some time >_>

pretty cool,but this also goes under the section

"someone needs to get laid"

XD
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Pigeon Army's avatar

Pigeon Army · 884 weeks ago

*jaw drops*

There is something ridiculously sad about this image. Sad as in somebody felt the need to create it.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
KevgamerSkywalker's avatar - Go to profile

KevgamerSkywalker · 884 weeks ago

is that hentai anime type porn?

........

I think they drew her a tad too fat.

........................

IT HURTS SO GOOD!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Shadow5talker04's avatar

Shadow5talker04 · 884 weeks ago

Is it possible to have that much free time, yes it is a cool picture but why did you?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Mkray's avatar

Mkray · 884 weeks ago

This is one of those instances where it just spiraled down down down. Someone was probably starting out with just boobs, the rest probably fell into place.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
viewer of no concern's avatar

viewer of no concern · 884 weeks ago

//(.)(.)

Seriosuly,that guy has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yyyyyy too much time on his hands.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
D-Boy's avatar

D-Boy · 884 weeks ago

@fancylad

zomg, fancylad. you have a completely different personality once your off the clock of IAB. veeeeeeeerrrrrrryy interesting.

i didnt even know you knew this site. unless.....your an imposter!

but if not.......

SO MANY THOUGHTS!!

well if you are....could you unbann me frm commenting it was frm like three years ago. :3
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Facepalm.'s avatar

Facepalm. · 884 weeks ago

Old, but seriously.

People need a fucking life, the internet is for pronz and halo is for lolz. :[
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Dracula's avatar

Dracula · 884 weeks ago

Or.....maybe.....the weapon layout was a total coincidence!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Segasonicdude's avatar - Go to profile

Segasonicdude · 884 weeks ago

Wow.....The guy that made that needs to get laid...say do you hear a Echo?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
viewer of no concern's avatar

viewer of no concern · 884 weeks ago

Again,sorry,Handyside for the looooooong comment.:D
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
smashpro1's avatar

smashpro1 · 884 weeks ago

dude, I sent you this same picture with a caption a while ago
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Fancylad's avatar

Fancylad · 884 weeks ago

@Alphalance

Apparently blah does.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Myrmidont's avatar

Myrmidont · 884 weeks ago

@Fancylad: No boobs? Seriously, look at Cortana. Her breast size increased more than it did in Halo 2!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Goose's avatar

Goose · 884 weeks ago

Aside from the amount of time wasted on it, the swords in the vagoo region are the scariest part.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Dan's avatar

Dan · 884 weeks ago

I don't think the intent was to make real porn. Anyone who would masturbate to a halo screenshot that only vaguely resembles a topless anime girl needs help in so many ways I can't list them. I think the intent here was to be funny, and it's okay.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Pauld'Arbonne's avatar

Pauld'Arbonne · 884 weeks ago

I swear, I'm becoming so jaded. I'm not even surprised by this shit anymore.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Minespatch's avatar - Go to profile

Minespatch · 884 weeks ago

@Viewer....

Wow.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
OMGakbar's avatar

OMGakbar · 884 weeks ago

facepalm
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Blue-Chamelelon's avatar

Blue-Chamelelon · 884 weeks ago

@ Pauld'Arbonne

Same here. It just doesn't seem that exteme...
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Teradohn's avatar - Go to profile

Teradohn · 884 weeks ago

@ Raiden

Yeah, kind of like Line Rider fanatics.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Ripshot's avatar

Ripshot · 884 weeks ago

I feel compelled to say well done sir

Well done Sir.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
viewer of no concern's avatar

viewer of no concern · 884 weeks ago

@Minespatch

Lol if you thought that was long ,you should have seen my comments,On the "It's A Trap!" pic.took up like an extra blank page.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
viewer of no concern's avatar

viewer of no concern · 884 weeks ago

Long comment is looooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

Again,Sorry Shawn.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
viewer of no concern's avatar

viewer of no concern · 884 weeks ago

for anyone it may concern,I,viewer of no concern,will now be known as "Exploderizer".That's right shawn,if u see a long comment and it's not viewer of no concern,It's prolly me,"Exploderizer".
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Exploderizer's avatar

Exploderizer · 884 weeks ago

guns and naked (women?)=EPIC NON-FAIL.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
brak's avatar

brak · 884 weeks ago

.....nope, not all for it. first, waaaaaay too much time, second, not all for it for some reason (though i do enjoy pornz once in a while), and if i forget anything, whatever. and yes i realize that i have said things already said and...............................................................yea
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Gaudion's avatar

Gaudion · 884 weeks ago

I don't even care that it's of a (poorly drawn) almost-naked anime chick... I am just awestruck at his use of the medium.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Codo's avatar

Codo · 884 weeks ago

i dont know why your all bashing it so much. =3 it looks cute. =3 not in the hot way, but in its own right. besides, does anyone else here seem to forget what boredom can do? for all you know, a pimp did this! boredom causes a lot of shit. so yeah. i think this pic is cute, and slightly familiar in some way... not ina porno way, but i could swear i saw that anime chick somewhere... but more... clothed. XD ah well. to whoever made this, kudos!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Evitron's avatar

Evitron · 884 weeks ago

Wat.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
gunkitsune's avatar

gunkitsune · 884 weeks ago

I don't think I can say anything that hasn't already been said.

TMFT. foor reelz.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
...'s avatar

... · 884 weeks ago

This is so sad.

I think that he has done this a few times before but...changing the position of a few things....her legs for example...
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
SpitefulMushroom's avatar

SpitefulMushroom · 884 weeks ago

Yay for rule #34.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Hajs5's avatar

Hajs5 · 884 weeks ago

Please if you're ever on halo 3 online you'll find things A LOT more explicit then this stuff. Stay away from screenshots of 12 year old's file share if you have your parents or siblings watching or prepare to never be able to play Halo 3 again. I was unlucky enough to stumble upon one of these screenshots with my mother watching and...well... no more Halo 3 for me. )=
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Stealthbladez's avatar

Stealthbladez · 884 weeks ago

@Hajs5: I feel so sorry for you, not being able to play one of teh best game evar made. I nearly had myself in a situation like that, only my friend was watching, and he is for that sort of stuff. ;D BTW 5/5, bewbs :D!!!!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
bob's avatar

bob · 884 weeks ago

hmmm...is her mouth a pylon?? w/e can't believe how someone can actually have the patience to do this...
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Cheat2Win's avatar

Cheat2Win · 884 weeks ago

........I don't know what's worse. The fact that someone has so much free time (and patience), or the fact I saw this one coming.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
killercartoons's avatar - Go to profile

killercartoons · 884 weeks ago

im not sure that should be allowed on here....
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Peppy's avatar

Peppy · 884 weeks ago

THIS is the enemy's bio-weapon?!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Ghost's avatar

Ghost · 884 weeks ago

@Goose

You read Least I Could Do.

@ the pic

simply wow
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Sire's avatar

Sire · 884 weeks ago

i can has bewbs nao?
Reply

Comments by