I am Heavy Weapons Grunt

I think Brainsaw will agree with me that grunts should not be issued anything larger than a needler…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2008 · 9:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (138 votes, average: 2.58 out of 5)
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Aliens, Bad Ideas, Bungie, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Microsoft, PC, Team Fortress 2, Xbox 360

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25 Responses to “I am Heavy Weapons Grunt”

  1. Omega on June 16th, 2008 9:54 pm

    I feel like this is too obscure of a reference.

  2. MushroomBoy on June 16th, 2008 10:09 pm


  3. Twentay on June 16th, 2008 11:09 pm

    That pretty much sums it up

  4. Gehraz on June 17th, 2008 12:19 am

    Wow.. I cant believe someone went to this much trouble to find a grunt with a fuel rod and ruin it with this caption…

  5. Myrmidont on June 17th, 2008 1:23 am

    Anyone think that this belongs perfectly under Bad Ideas? You know, in the sense that this was a terrible idea?

  6. nolulwerehad on June 17th, 2008 1:34 am

    i always found grunts most effective with plasma rifles, giving them a fuel rod is a hell of a way to commit suicide

  7. Boreas on June 17th, 2008 2:06 am

    Get a bunch of them, and you can name them the Splat Squad.

  8. Rayza B on June 17th, 2008 3:23 am

    Aw man!
    I have trouble with the normal ones…

  9. Orion Fury on June 17th, 2008 7:44 am

    It’s old, but the site is called Halolz…

  10. Selv on June 17th, 2008 8:06 am

    It’s almost past 3 months since April’s Fool…

  11. B-mac on June 17th, 2008 8:35 am

    It’s my turn to say it now!
    I though April Fools was over.

  12. B-mac on June 17th, 2008 8:36 am

    thought* Darn typo.

  13. Jackman on June 17th, 2008 11:22 am

    … do i even need to say this sucks… yes i do

  14. burnoutspartan on June 17th, 2008 12:40 pm

    Here is how it would turn out:
    Grunt: I am heavy weapons-
    *Master Chief picks him up and cracks his neck*
    Leave this caption to a Brute.

  15. Myrmidont on June 17th, 2008 1:42 pm

    @burnoutspartan: Or the Heavy, where it belongs…

  16. Brainsaw. on June 17th, 2008 6:01 pm

    Damn, fellas, lighten up. It’s just humor, no need to kill the fun.

  17. CaptainBaconMan on June 17th, 2008 6:35 pm

    I never thought I’d see the day when a Halo Custom Edition picture came up on this website.

  18. Some Guy on June 17th, 2008 8:18 pm

    It’s, erm, cute? Needs to be red though. And text is meh.

  19. POW3RUP on June 17th, 2008 10:02 pm

    More like Epic Fail Grunt.

  20. Pigeon Army on June 18th, 2008 11:26 pm

    Didn’t get that until I watched the Team Fortress vids yesterday. Only a little bit funnier now that I know what it’s referencing. 3/5.

  21. Random Man on June 18th, 2008 11:43 pm

    It was a little better after I watched Meet the Heavy, but still not too good…

  22. Kilahti on October 2nd, 2008 2:53 am

    Oh come on! I thought it was funny! Besides Grunts are among the funniest enemies in games.

  23. TheRedGrunt on March 1st, 2009 2:38 am

    LOL I was just thinking about this the other day..

  24. JFerPerez on May 2nd, 2010 1:22 pm

    What is this, i don't even…

  25. AManWithACloak on March 17th, 2011 3:08 am

    "Oh yes, let's give our radioactive bomb launchers to the weak, twitchy, suicidal ones. They'll know EXACTLY what to do with it!"

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