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Go ahead, say it.

Looks like Snake has had enough Wolf jokes for today!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2008 · 8:21 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (257 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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I actually like Wolf jokes but I have to say, this is great.
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Orion Fury · 890 weeks ago

Fitting.
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MushroomBoy · 890 weeks ago

THIS ONE FUCKING WINS EVERYTHING. OH MY GOD.
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Hamstadini · 890 weeks ago

And let the reign of Brawl characters kicking Wolf's a$$...begin.
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david2222121 · 890 weeks ago

Can't let you do tha-GUH!
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Still waiting for the Star Wolf category
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It's getting to the point where I think "Wolf Joke" should be it's own separate category, like "sneak attack" or "cock joke" is now. It'd certainly have more entries than say "fashion faux pas" anyway.
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For me, a hater of wolf jokes (or at least, with the latest ones i hate them now [I'm not american so i didn't get the red sox one]) I think this is great. 5 stars.
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Alternate caption

"Do you think its so funny now, Star Wolf?"
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This is just awesome. Especially nice after the latest Wolf joke.
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I Like The Wolf Jokes, Myself. But, Hell, This One's Awesome!
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hahahaha thats awesome

"cant let u do that snake" (insert wolf here)
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Thank you Snake. Thank you so much.

lolbluray
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There needs to be a tag for these... "Wolf Joke"
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Random Man · 890 weeks ago

I like the fact that it showed up after another Star Wolf thing, perfect timing
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Superb, two thumbs up!
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Snake is now my hero.
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Can't let you do that, Gray Fox.
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8=======∂ · 890 weeks ago

@Lekonua

/groan.
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SilverWolf · 890 weeks ago

I knew someone was going to knock Wolf down a notch eventually. Turns out it was Snake. XD
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I never thought this one would even show up, let alone be the most popular thing on the site.

(I sent this in weeks ago.)
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Black Metal Munky · 890 weeks ago

Snake pwns all.
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or how about

"cant let you do that, star wolf"
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Pigeon Army · 890 weeks ago

And behold, Snake, the harbinger of death, did silence the most vocal of the citizens of Nintendoland, one Star Wolf.

And there was much rejoicing.
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Wow, this beat Reality, and Guy, gal, and Villain. Nice to see something original (i.e. not from 4chan or otherwise) be the highest rated
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considering what snake is known for on this sight i have a pretty good idea what he'll do to wolf if he makes one more joke...... O_o
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Bad Snake! Wolf jokes are good for the soul! Hahah, 4/5
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loled. so hard.
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SpiralCocktail · 890 weeks ago

ROFLMAO. Ownage. I only wish this would actually stop the wolf jokes...
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Ab-Noxious · 890 weeks ago

SAY IT! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER F__KER!

This one wins. Period.
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PoisonTaco · 890 weeks ago

Wolf, "What the heck?! NO WAY I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"
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Ars Arcanum · 890 weeks ago

Ha...haha...hahahahaha....*riotous laughter*

Go to hell, Star Wolf, go to hell.
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Surprize buttsecks?
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GermaineTrain · 890 weeks ago

After every wolf pic there must be a submission that says STOP.
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burnoutspartan · 890 weeks ago

Nutshots for everyone!
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Don't get too cocky, Snake.

There'll be another one coming soon...I can feel it...

And this pic wins t3h intarnets.
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Pauld'Arbonne · 890 weeks ago

Woot! Is there anything Snake CAN'T do?
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snake is gonna snap wolf's oversized head D:
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Surprize buttsecks.
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Lmao.

Yay Snake!

=^_^=
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ILU
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You sir

win some form of prize

most likely the internet
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I think the popularity of wolf jokes is heavily divided.

The fact that this amuses both sides makes it an EPIC 10/5
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LaundryMan · 890 weeks ago

I bet Wolf's head is that big because he's planned every instance where he can use his line.

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Please, Snake. Crack his head open. All of humanity depends on it.
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worksforme · 890 weeks ago

One of the best wolf jokes yet!
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Seemed funny to me |

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Wolf: Cant let you do tha-Hurk~~~

Snake: Cant let you do that star wooollllfu*k Now he's got me saying it.
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Blacksheep · 890 weeks ago

ummmmm......What exactly will he do if the wolf makes another joke.I think there is 2 options: #1: crack open his skull and force him to devour his own brains #2:Make him bend over...you know the rest. (doing a Halo teabag also works)
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Ab-Noxious won with the Pulp Fiction reference.
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Yes! Oh my goodness... yes!
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looks like he's playing "peek-a-boo"

that would be an appropriate caption
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