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Fear my cannon!

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Fear my cannon!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2007 · 3:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (114 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Bungie, Cock Joke, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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25 Responses to “Fear my cannon!”

  1. Valenti on December 1st, 2007 2:21 pm

    At least he can shoot rapidly.

  2. MushroomBoy on December 1st, 2007 4:52 pm

    …..outstanding.

  3. Ian on December 1st, 2007 4:57 pm

    Note for future submitters, Penis jokes = awesome.

  4. Oongawasquid on December 1st, 2007 7:45 pm

    Penis Jokes. Got it.

  5. SomeGuy on December 1st, 2007 10:35 pm

    Yet he still shoots blanks… curious…

  6. Seb on December 2nd, 2007 12:15 am

    fucking… wonderful

  7. rikumelenium on December 2nd, 2007 2:25 pm

    someone took too much viagra

  8. LordKante on December 2nd, 2007 3:05 pm

    Wanna touch it? Careful… it might go off in ur handz

  9. Liam on December 2nd, 2007 4:33 pm

    I’m chargin’ mah lazer.

  10. Evitron on December 2nd, 2007 10:19 pm

    I guess he figured out a different use for those robotic implants.

  11. Krazykid on December 2nd, 2007 10:26 pm

    Roflmfao

    alternate caption: It’s got rapid fire capabilitys ;)

  12. Wild Karrde on December 3rd, 2007 7:51 am

    alternate caption: Truth! You Can’t Handle the Truth!

  13. Alphalance on December 3rd, 2007 7:54 am

    Yeah, i answered every penis enlargement e-mail i ever got…i now have a 12 foot penis…

  14. killercartoons on December 4th, 2007 1:43 pm

    and i quote:
    “Woah that’s the biggest barrel I’ve ever seen! Is it pump action?”

  15. rikumelenium on December 4th, 2007 4:28 pm

    backing away….VERY SLOWLY from killercartoons

  16. BulletproofMoon on December 4th, 2007 9:50 pm

    ^lol, killercartoons! VGcatz FTW!

  17. killercartoons on December 5th, 2007 11:42 am

    ^at BulletproofMoon > haha, VGcats! linked!

    ^at rikumelenium> “Wait It’s Not Like That! I’m just checking out his equipment!”

  18. Alphalance on December 5th, 2007 11:45 pm

    Teehee, Man cannon *snicker*

  19. rikumelenium on December 5th, 2007 11:47 pm

    ^don’t want to know!

  20. Boreas on December 7th, 2007 1:28 am

    Rapid fire action!! If he uses it too much, it overheats…

  21. mr. delicious on December 7th, 2007 11:11 am

    i didin’t get it he first time. haha

  22. Kbman on December 9th, 2007 12:49 am

    It’s… Wangtacular!

  23. Omega on December 9th, 2007 4:38 am

    COCK JOKE.

  24. LordKante on December 9th, 2007 11:26 pm

    “I got one! I got one!!!”
    “Great Kid! Don’t get penisy!

  25. cipher on December 9th, 2007 11:52 pm

    it’s so big it has to be mounted (on the elephant)