
Oh. That explains things.
By Zac Gorman.


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Oh. That explains things.
By Zac Gorman.
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Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Donkey Kong, N64, Nintendo, Rare, SNES ![]() · Leave a comment () 14 Comments ![]() |
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14 Responses to “Donkey Kong: Origins”
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Hey! That's the same way I get my suits!. Those crazy mafiosos just leave em buried underground or in a river. A real waste if you ask me.
So which Kong got the snake?
Oh wait, that's a Donkey Kong reference. I thought that was a reference to how we feel after a post drought.
Who needs pants anyway?
Wait what about Dixie Kong?…. and Kiddie Kong… and Kranky Kong… and Funky… and Candy….
Lets see:
Wrinkly Kong
Tiny Kong
Chunky Kong
Lanky Kong
Swanky Kong
Bluster Kong
Leo Luster
Dread Kong
Karate Kong
Kong Fu
Ninja Kong
Sumo Kong
Guess you could say that TIEs up that loose end.
Oh look. It's the corpse of Halolz.