He was the greatest Paperboy they ever had… but now, he’s a PaperMAN.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2014 · 2:50 AM |
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We all know this is a paper thin disguise for Michael Bay to try out his new shipment of explosions.
And now to try and come up with cheesy one liners.
You can read all about it IN HELL!
This just in: Dead punk found on side of road, good riddance.
Time to stop the presses.
Movie of the decade.
Sadly, it will come with a shitty ass "PAPERBOY 3;THE GAME, THE MOVIE; THE GAME; THE HARD WAY" videogame, and ruin everything.
Bet this never happened to Clark Kent when he broke into the newspaper trade.
I don't know why, this reminds me of XPlay in some way.
Anyone else feel the same?
None of this would have happened if they had more articles about Spiderman, pictures of Spiderman, headlines about Spiderman, I WANT SPIDERMAN!