Pokémon Amie? Oh no.
By TheAdamantArchvile.
Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2013 · 1:00 PM |
Categories: Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon · Leave a comment () 22 Comments |
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Halolz? More like Pokelolz.
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Fun Fact! Pikachu doesn't like being touched there!
Why are you all looking at me like that? It's true!
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You think this is weird? I just got done petting a sword.
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So… should we not touch Metapod in this case?
This game is secretly M-rated.
By the way, apparently, Lucario hates being poked on the knees, but it's totally fine being rubbed on…its crotch area as well.
…I think this is actually an A-rated game.
Trunks. What are you doing. Why are you posting all these sexual jokes. You're confusing Alpar.
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What I find odd is that this is the same game that prevents you from naming your pokémon "Dickbutt", and yet we have trainers rubbing the underoos of their poor little burly lizardmen and giving Jynx's breastplate a bit of shine.
Gardevoir doesn't mind having its chest rubbed, at least.