Don't Be An April Fool

I’m off in Seattle doing the con thing right now, so I couldn’t do one of those crazy April Fool’s site reskins! But really the April Fool’s stuff on the internet is getting a little overkill anyway, right? I mean you can’t believe anything you read online today! Take this comic by Dorkly for example!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2013 · 2:21 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (193 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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April Fails Day, Artistic, Half-Life, Holidays, Internets, Irony, PC, Sequential Art, Valve Software

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193 Responses to “Don’t Be An April Fool”

  1. Soul Eater 676 on April 1st, 2013 2:22 pm

    Man I really wanted this to be a pony post.

    (Yes stalin, I am cockblocking you on your first post)

  2. BTSnoogans on April 1st, 2013 2:27 pm

    This is still just Halolz? I'm a bit disappointed, Shawn.

  3. Alpar on April 1st, 2013 2:30 pm

    Shaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

    You've been neglecting us despite us giving you multiple texts, messages, and phone caaaalls!
    You've got sum 'splainin to dooooooooooo!

    Have you been neglecting us for other whore websiteeees?

  4. Alpar on April 1st, 2013 2:30 pm

    What if the April Fool's joke…IS NOT HAVING AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE?!

    Of course I still have my Alpar picture around…

  5. Alpar on April 1st, 2013 2:33 pm

    LET THE ALPAR FAILS COMMENCE!

  6. Alpar120 on April 1st, 2013 3:01 pm

    They made Gaben cry… ;__;
    PUT AN END TO CYBER-BULLYING!

  7. Arupa on April 1st, 2013 3:04 pm
  8. Alpar120 on April 1st, 2013 3:56 pm
  9. Combatbeaver on April 1st, 2013 4:06 pm

    Awww and i was so looking forward to YOLOLZ :(

  10. Rexxmech on April 1st, 2013 4:12 pm

    I told you, I told you about the Alpar guys, HE KEEPS HAPPENING!

  11. wolfpax181 on April 1st, 2013 4:29 pm

    Yes! New post, time to make a funny comment and get my e-peen higher!
    *clicks on show posts*

    My God -- It's full of Alpars!

  12. Alpar on April 1st, 2013 4:46 pm

    I was half expecting a Halo post. Imagine that, a Halo caption on Halolz, what an absurd notion.

  13. Darth_Destro on April 1st, 2013 5:19 pm

    I think I need to get new glasses. All I see are Alpar. My vision must be getting worse.

  14. John_Know_Doe on April 1st, 2013 5:27 pm

    hey guy, whats happ(sees all the Alpar in the room and walks away slowly)

  15. Dr.Panda on April 1st, 2013 6:25 pm

    Oh Alpar
    You so silly.

  16. pokemon_girl on April 1st, 2013 6:37 pm

    Note to self, ALWAYS check Halolz before facebook
    I forgot what day it was and.. yeaaaaaaaaah.

  17. SirAlpar on April 1st, 2013 9:42 pm
  18. Prof. Alpar on April 1st, 2013 11:16 pm

    Am I too late to the Alparty?

  19. UndeadLex on April 1st, 2013 11:31 pm
  20. Nick Alpar on April 1st, 2013 11:59 pm

    Best Halolz day of the year:
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/0HSSubP.png&quot; width="300">

  21. Alpikachu on April 2nd, 2013 1:32 am

    In true Halolz fashion, I've managed to find an old friend later than relevant. Come on out. Don't be shy.

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/halolz-dot-com-godofwar-couragekratosart.jpg"&gt;

  22. Vabolo on April 2nd, 2013 2:22 am
  23. Shawn Handyside on April 2nd, 2013 3:36 am

    Also, we didn't get an official HL3 announcement for April Fools.

    But we did get an official "Telltale poker game staring Brock Samson, Sam, Claptrap and Ash Wlliams" announcement.

    [youtube ax8CmR6PCbI& rel="nofollow"> ; youtube]

  24. Alpar on April 2nd, 2013 4:18 am

    I need help. I lost my avatar and no one will believe me when I tell them I'm Alpar. Someone help me out here.

  25. HughbertReturns on April 2nd, 2013 11:41 am

    Wait a minute
    Wait a minute
    Wait a minute
    Just….. hold on a sec
    …. Lemme think
    ….
    Oohhhhhh
    Okay I get this
    Sure

  26. Alpargen on April 2nd, 2013 1:35 pm

    The artist made a small mistake there, have the updated version:

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/mUBaq7n.png"&gt;

  27. Leo E. on April 2nd, 2013 1:56 pm

    I'd also be remiss if I didn't link rel="nofollow">this masterpiece.

    Episode Three, after 10,000 years in development, is dead. What's not to like?

  28. Alpar on April 2nd, 2013 2:58 pm

    I was sick all day on April 1st. I stayed away from the internet because all I wanted to do was sleep. It was a close call. I almost missed being Alpar. Imagine missing a Halolz high holiday like this.

  29. SpaghettiWeegee on April 2nd, 2013 9:23 pm

    This site has more Alpars than Eternal Darkness has Pargons.

    Mantorok Tier Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar ad nauseum.

  30. dogman15 on April 3rd, 2013 11:59 am

    I check in every few days and suddenly there are unexplained Alpar doppelgängers.

  31. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 5th, 2013 1:39 am

    Hello, future Halolz travelers! Welcome to the comment section of this submission!
    To add clarity to the shit you're about to read, here's what happened.

    On April 1st, most users celebrated "Alpar Fools Day," where there changed their names and avatars to various versions of famed monocled, Christian otaku user, Alpar. Many Alpar jokes ensued; it was like that trippy restaurant sequence from "Being John Malkovich," but with less tits.

    Except for your humble narrator, who changed his name and avatar to Halolz founder Shawn Handyside to see how long he could get away with it. Surprisingly, long enough.

    Have fun, and enjoy you future. For now, at least: your robot overlord is coming and he isn't happy that you're hacking a terminal for ancient video game lolz….. so get back to work, flesh slave!

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