I’m off in Seattle doing the con thing right now, so I couldn’t do one of those crazy April Fool’s site reskins! But really the April Fool’s stuff on the internet is getting a little overkill anyway, right? I mean you can’t believe anything you read online today! Take this comic by Dorkly for example!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2013 · 2:21 PM
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Categories: April Fails Day, Artistic, Half-Life, Holidays, Internets, Irony, PC, Sequential Art, Valve Software · Leave a comment (191 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Man I really wanted this to be a pony post.
(Yes stalin, I am cockblocking you on your first post)
This is still just Halolz? I'm a bit disappointed, Shawn.
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
You've been neglecting us despite us giving you multiple texts, messages, and phone caaaalls!
You've got sum 'splainin to dooooooooooo!
Have you been neglecting us for other whore websiteeees?
What if the April Fool's joke…IS NOT HAVING AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE?!
Of course I still have my Alpar picture around…
LET THE ALPAR FAILS COMMENCE!
They made Gaben cry… ;__;
PUT AN END TO CYBER-BULLYING!
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/Aspotofalpar_zps4978ec29.png">
Begin the happening.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/O4JpByx.jpg">
Awww and i was so looking forward to YOLOLZ :(
I told you, I told you about the Alpar guys, HE KEEPS HAPPENING!
Yes! New post, time to make a funny comment and get my e-peen higher!
*clicks on show posts*
My God -- It's full of Alpars!
I was half expecting a Halo post. Imagine that, a Halo caption on Halolz, what an absurd notion.
I think I need to get new glasses. All I see are Alpar. My vision must be getting worse.
hey guy, whats happ(sees all the Alpar in the room and walks away slowly)
Oh Alpar
You so silly.
Note to self, ALWAYS check Halolz before facebook
I forgot what day it was and.. yeaaaaaaaaah.
<img src="http://media.industrygamers.com/editorial/2011/12/gabe%20newell.jpg">
Don't believe his lies.
Am I too late to the Alparty?
<img src="http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee400/sadface298/cmt-medium.gif">
Best Halolz day of the year:
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/0HSSubP.png" width="300">
In true Halolz fashion, I've managed to find an old friend later than relevant. Come on out. Don't be shy.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/halolz-dot-com-godofwar-couragekratosart.jpg">
<img src="http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/3238/alparmencopy.png" width="489" img="">
Also, we didn't get an official HL3 announcement for April Fools.
But we did get an official "Telltale poker game staring Brock Samson, Sam, Claptrap and Ash Wlliams" announcement.
[youtube ax8CmR6PCbI& rel="nofollow">; youtube]
I need help. I lost my avatar and no one will believe me when I tell them I'm Alpar. Someone help me out here.
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Just….. hold on a sec
…. Lemme think
….
Oohhhhhh
Okay I get this
Sure
The artist made a small mistake there, have the updated version:
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/mUBaq7n.png">
I'd also be remiss if I didn't link rel="nofollow">this masterpiece.
Episode Three, after 10,000 years in development, is dead. What's not to like?
I was sick all day on April 1st. I stayed away from the internet because all I wanted to do was sleep. It was a close call. I almost missed being Alpar. Imagine missing a Halolz high holiday like this.
This site has more Alpars than Eternal Darkness has Pargons.
Mantorok Tier Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar ad nauseum.
I check in every few days and suddenly there are unexplained Alpar doppelgängers.
Hello, future Halolz travelers! Welcome to the comment section of this submission!
To add clarity to the shit you're about to read, here's what happened.
On April 1st, most users celebrated "Alpar Fools Day," where there changed their names and avatars to various versions of famed monocled, Christian otaku user, Alpar. Many Alpar jokes ensued; it was like that trippy restaurant sequence from "Being John Malkovich," but with less tits.
Except for your humble narrator, who changed his name and avatar to Halolz founder Shawn Handyside to see how long he could get away with it. Surprisingly, long enough.
Have fun, and enjoy you future. For now, at least: your robot overlord is coming and he isn't happy that you're hacking a terminal for ancient video game lolz….. so get back to work, flesh slave!