The key is to stay solid!
By WinterArtwork
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 14, 2013 · 10:53 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Cock Joke, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Musical, No Caption Needed, Stealth Espionage, Strike A Pose · Leave a comment () 50 Comments |
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That's one… Solid snake he has. In the box.
Edit: I saw no one had posted yet and I panicked to get something good. I tried D;
Can you dig it, man?
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Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your Snake in the box.
Step 3: Contemplate existence in the box.
Step 4: Try to convert other operatives to your freaky box religion.
Step 5: Invent a new sport. Call it… Boxing.
Step 6: Box step around sentries.
Step 7: Don't box yourself in anywhere.
Step 8: Sneak up behind that special someone and take the box off.
Step 9: Collect !'s. And bullets!
Raiden would be better at this than snake.
Open the box, still find nothing.
Check again
"!"
Unfortunately, your someone appears to be a broken image link to me.
And then he got a cardboard cut.
Snake! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
curse you IntenseDebate, you wont let me post my youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9XOSzVb0O0
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Am I doing it right?
Ooo, do I have a witty comment for you! See, it starts wi-
Holy crap! 77 E-peen! That's more than 69! Is that still a big deal? Do I have to get an actual avatar now?
Snake's no match for a crab!
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Fun Fact: one out of me people agree that Shawn should bring back Wolf Wednesdays.
It's my destiny to be here, in the box. It's your destiny too. You should come in the box and you'll see what I mean.
What? No "cock joke" tag?
Are we to assume that he actually has a legitimate box of oranges?
Or had, until they fell out through the bottom?
This isn't very funny, Shawn.
(LATER)
Oh, NOW there's a cock joke tag. YOU RUINED MY JOKE, SHAWN; I'M SAD FOR REALS RIGHT NOW.
What is this?!
….
…Probably nothing.
A… "snake in a box", you say?
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THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!
SNAKE IN A BOX! Snake in a box girllll