Of course it’s not Chief’s first illogical weakness.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 3, 2013 · 8:14 PM 
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Bungie, Halo, Highly Illogical Captain, Microsoft, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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  1. SpaghettiWeegee on March 3rd, 2013 8:23 pm
  2. John_Know_Doe on March 3rd, 2013 8:38 pm

    Screw the gun. YOU HAVE A TANK.

  3. Porecomesis on March 3rd, 2013 8:45 pm

    I don't think Master Chief has it as bad as Raiden. His sword can cut through support pillars in a single swing but regular mooks take about five to kill.

  4. Solar Boy Django on March 3rd, 2013 8:50 pm
  5. Guppy on March 3rd, 2013 8:56 pm

    Can't pick a indefinite article too well, either.

  6. SpectralSheep on March 3rd, 2013 8:57 pm

    Can't control gun recoil? Last I checked he could fire a rocket lawncha without any reprecussions.

  7. Nick Soapdish on March 3rd, 2013 8:59 pm

    Argh, I can't stop myself!

    Can flip 'an' extremely heavy tank.

  8. VyseRogueKing on March 3rd, 2013 9:18 pm

    Oh hey again, Chief. What's it been, 2 months? A little ahead of schedule aren't we?

  9. Limelight on March 3rd, 2013 10:55 pm

    Halo in my Halolz, etc etc.

  10. ibbolia on March 3rd, 2013 11:18 pm

    Halo in my Halolz? It's more likely than…no, actually that sounds about right. Never mind.

  11. Treeman574 on March 4th, 2013 3:31 am

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    *Used to be able to control gun recoil…

  12. Dr. Enforcicle on March 4th, 2013 11:01 am

    So the winner here is Duke Nukem, the manly man that is able to walk and run while using his Mighty Foot to kick aliens in the balls.

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  13. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 4th, 2013 11:57 am

    Shawn, I demand that you bring back Wolf Wednesdays and I am going to ask in every post from now on until I see at least one Wolf O'Donnel post. I am also rallying supporters as of this comment. Anybody want to support me?

  14. The Pualrus on March 4th, 2013 12:18 pm

    You can control recoil simply by thumbing down on the analog stick to counter it where appropriate. I submit to you that the Master Chief has the strength to do so at will, it is just a matter of player competence and execution.

    You could make the same argument that he's a highly trained commando who has used live UNSC firearms since he was a kid, and still misses all his shots if an inexperienced kid has the controller.

    Really, who's at fault here?

  15. HughbertReturns on March 4th, 2013 1:57 pm

    Mildly funny captions of Halo referencing illogicalities within the game engine?

  16. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 4th, 2013 2:14 pm

    Guys I think the -1 troll is back.

  17. MasterLuigi452 on March 4th, 2013 5:57 pm

    Show's over folks.
    We had enough internet for today.
    Shut down your computers now.

  18. Pupsrus13 on March 4th, 2013 5:57 pm

    Can't take a dud grenade to the left pectoral without shielding, either.

  19. Alpar on March 4th, 2013 7:25 pm

    Wait did we really go an entire day without a "OMG HALO ON HALOLZ" post until this just now?

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