Spontaneous Human Combusken

Why did the Pokemon Trainer cross the road?
TO SHOW YOU HIS FINAL FORM

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 1, 2013 · 12:16 AM 
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53 Responses to “Spontaneous Human Combusken”

  1. Pringer X on March 1st, 2013 12:22 am

    How much gasoline do I need to burn it to death?

  2. chipznsallza on March 1st, 2013 1:02 am

    Normally I'd say kill it with fire, but that wouldn't be as efficient. All things considered, drown it.

  3. StalinCommander on March 1st, 2013 1:19 am

    There was an amazing joke about Spontaneous First Posting Stalin but the comment counter lied to me.

    Dammit.

  4. Nick Soapdish on March 1st, 2013 1:37 am

    I'm not sure if I'd peck this as the latest submission but at least you weren't too chicken to post it. While it wasn't fowl you may be egged on in the comments. This joke won't rule the roost, you may be clucking at straws here. I'm just winging it now, I don't think I can stretch these puns any feather.

  5. Soul Eater 676 on March 1st, 2013 1:42 am

    I'm lost. Am I the only one?

  6. Happy_Crazy on March 1st, 2013 1:44 am

    Good 'eevee'ning everyone
    I must 'axew' where the classic Pokepuns are.
    I am 'absol'utely dissapointed; completely 'onyx'ceptable.
    I mean 'ekans'ee where they might get old for some people, but some others used to think they were 'deino'mite, others thinking they were even a 'serperior' form of humor.
    As for this post, 'audino' what I'm going on about, I'll let you be the judge.

  7. Porecomesis on March 1st, 2013 3:20 am

    Shawn's caption is funnier than the picture. For Arceus' sake, pick up your game, picture source.

  8. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 1st, 2013 7:53 am
  9. The Pualrus on March 1st, 2013 8:07 am

    Let me know when you find it.

    I'd say it doesn't exist, but I'm actually 80% certain Vabolo has it somewhere.

  10. Uzumakiclan43 on March 1st, 2013 10:30 am

    <img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/225/972/WHAT!.gif">
    I'm sorry, I know it's a pun, but seriously, Where's the funny?

  11. Vabolo on March 1st, 2013 11:27 am

    <img src="http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1781/noneexpectsthehumancomb.png&quot; width="413" img="">

    NO ONE EXPECTS THE HUMAN COMBUSKEN!

  12. MrNaleIt on March 1st, 2013 11:34 am

    I like the pun, don't get me wrong. The delivery of it was terrible, though.

  13. HughbertReturns on March 1st, 2013 12:13 pm

    [youtube 8X_Ot0k4XJc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    No

  14. VyseRogueKing on March 1st, 2013 3:47 pm

    Now that me shuckle… darn Vabolo got that one.
    Screw it I'm not chicken enough to back down. Dammit Soapdish did it…
    Let's see… This burns me so much it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth. GAWDAMMIT! That's both Soapdish and Vabolo!
    Um… Uh… Blaze Kick?

  15. dope92 on March 2nd, 2013 8:38 am
  16. sims796 on March 2nd, 2013 10:19 am

    Meh. You'll get that classic Sims wit on a better post.

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