Why did the Pokemon Trainer cross the road?
TO SHOW YOU HIS FINAL FORM
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 1, 2013 · 12:16 AM |
Categories: Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Storytime/Wordplay, Weird · Leave a comment () 53 Comments |
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How much gasoline do I need to burn it to death?
Normally I'd say kill it with fire, but that wouldn't be as efficient. All things considered, drown it.
There was an amazing joke about Spontaneous First Posting Stalin but the comment counter lied to me.
Dammit.
I'm not sure if I'd peck this as the latest submission but at least you weren't too chicken to post it. While it wasn't fowl you may be egged on in the comments. This joke won't rule the roost, you may be clucking at straws here. I'm just winging it now, I don't think I can stretch these puns any feather.
I'm lost. Am I the only one?
Good 'eevee'ning everyone
I must 'axew' where the classic Pokepuns are.
I am 'absol'utely dissapointed; completely 'onyx'ceptable.
I mean 'ekans'ee where they might get old for some people, but some others used to think they were 'deino'mite, others thinking they were even a 'serperior' form of humor.
As for this post, 'audino' what I'm going on about, I'll let you be the judge.
Shawn's caption is funnier than the picture. For Arceus' sake, pick up your game, picture source.
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Don't you mean not a-MEW-sed?!?!
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Let me know when you find it.
I'd say it doesn't exist, but I'm actually 80% certain Vabolo has it somewhere.
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I'm sorry, I know it's a pun, but seriously, Where's the funny?
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NO ONE EXPECTS THE HUMAN COMBUSKEN!
I like the pun, don't get me wrong. The delivery of it was terrible, though.
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No
Now that me shuckle… darn Vabolo got that one.
Screw it I'm not chicken enough to back down. Dammit Soapdish did it…
Let's see… This burns me so much it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth. GAWDAMMIT! That's both Soapdish and Vabolo!
Um… Uh… Blaze Kick?
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Meh. You'll get that classic Sims wit on a better post.