Gaming's Greatest Mustaches

Those are some manly video game men, growing manly ‘staches!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2012 · 4:27 AM 
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176 Responses to “Gaming’s Greatest Mustaches”

  1. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 16th, 2012 4:35 am

    <img src="; border="0" alt="I mustache you a question, But I'll shave it for later."/>

  2. DrSexington on December 16th, 2012 4:59 am

    Lack of Draven-stache infuriates me

  3. Porecomesis on December 16th, 2012 5:10 am

    Attention everyone: this comment stack is now for missing great video game moustaches. Post any that you find.

    Hey, I might as well do it before all the individual comments show up going "Hey, what about this guy?"

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  4. Oddwan on December 16th, 2012 5:13 am
  5. VyseRogueKing on December 16th, 2012 5:34 am

    Ah facial hair. Depending on how it's used it can become iconic, badass, terrifying, and on some occasions require a call to child protective services. The moral of the story is to never abuse the glory that is the mustache.

  6. Dr. Enforcicle on December 16th, 2012 6:05 am


    Looks like this is a…..

    …post apocalypse.

    Haha! …. damn it.

  7. GazzyW007 on December 16th, 2012 6:48 am


  8. Nick Soapdish on December 16th, 2012 6:49 am

    How'd they forget this guy? <img src="; width="200">
    but put in Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot? Crash Bandicoot couldn't even make Playstation All Stars despite their limited ip, that's how dead he is.
    Crash Bandicoot is deader than Wolf Wednesdays.
    Crash Bandicoot is even deader than <inappropriate reference to current events removed>

  9. The_Arkmeister on December 16th, 2012 8:31 am

    [youtube bBeSi-ODfJk rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  10. Alpar on December 16th, 2012 9:21 am
  11. TomQuoVadis on December 16th, 2012 10:57 am

    <img src=!Portrait.jpg>
    Still my favorite 'stache

  12. HughbertEsq on December 16th, 2012 11:51 am

    You will now all paw your upper lip in a futile fit of 'tache longingness

  13. Marzen on December 16th, 2012 11:56 am

    <img src="; alt="I better not get any comment about Hitler.">

  14. MetroidJunkie on December 16th, 2012 1:41 pm

    Psh, amateurs. I'll show you a REAL mustache

    <img src="; alt="Stash" height="300" width="400">

  15. dope92 on December 16th, 2012 2:06 pm

    omachao told me that eggman's mustache is fake.

  16. CuccoNightmare on December 16th, 2012 7:48 pm
  17. Uzumakiclan43 on December 16th, 2012 8:17 pm

    Some of gaming's greatest mustaches and no mention of this guy yet?
    <img src=""&gt;
    Man didn't become gym leader and Mayor of a town for nothin'.

  18. Kojengod on December 16th, 2012 11:26 pm

    Can't seem to get the picture to post, but surely Mayor Mike Haggar should be ranked here too!

  19. Solar Boy Django on December 17th, 2012 2:34 am

    <img src="; /img>
    Pffft. This man has his own style of hair named after him. Sideburns. Way to to go General Burnside

  20. dogman15 on December 17th, 2012 4:28 am
  21. kdcomics on December 17th, 2012 2:56 pm

    This is from Kotaku, loved this Gif.

  22. Spaz Tzu on December 17th, 2012 5:16 pm

    Oh, you were expecting mustaches?
    TOO BAD,
    <img src="; width="400" height="300">

  23. Soul Eater 676 on December 17th, 2012 5:38 pm

    Been playing a lot of DOTA 2, and this comes to mind:

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    Basic mustache on a god!

    (Zeus to OP, plz nerf.)

  24. kitsunechao on December 18th, 2012 6:37 am

    Mamoru's Father from Solatorobo <img src=""&gt;

  25. wolfpax181 on December 18th, 2012 7:38 am

    I would normally bring up Dan McNinja at this point, but honestly Gordito is MUCH more impressive since he grew his mustache simply by willing it. …well, and Gordito rides a Raptor named Yoshi by Doctor McNinja, so I think he deserves mention.

  26. dmello989 on December 18th, 2012 12:38 pm

    The Gif might be from Kotaku, but the original video is here " rel="nofollow">

  27. PaladinVance on December 18th, 2012 2:29 pm

    Needs more Draaaaaven

  28. Alpar on December 19th, 2012 12:40 pm

    Well since Shawn hasn't updated in a while I just want to assume he's getting ready for the possibility of the apocalypse actually happening.

    By fixing the forums.
    By the time they're done we'll all be dead.
    But we did tell him he had all the time in the world.
    That inglorious devil.

  29. VictorDaworker on December 19th, 2012 8:03 pm

    Nothings more great and brawny than the great and Powerful Trixie!

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  30. Montablac on December 19th, 2012 11:41 pm

    all beards and no reference to this glorious piece of masterwork?

    [youtube wYi24D9lHqc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  31. Sceptilianblade on December 20th, 2012 12:59 am

    Still nothing from Shawn. Can I take over now?

  32. BraveSirJimOfLawl on December 21st, 2012 10:26 am

    Everyone having a nice apocalypse?
    [youtube Z0GFRcFm-aY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  33. Soul Eater 676 on December 21st, 2012 7:24 pm


    End of the world?

  34. Trolldad on December 21st, 2012 8:10 pm

    Mustache fighters unite!

  35. Caelun_Niveus on December 22nd, 2012 2:19 pm

    Oh come on Shawn… The end of the world has come and gone and you didn't post anything to capitalize on it? Not even a Majora's Mask reference in a TF2 video?

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