As always, it’s usually not a great idea to apply logic to Pokemon.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2012 · 10:08 PM
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Water: 200$
Highly advanced technology capable of capturing wild animals and forcing them to fight: 200$.
So, what'll it be? Thirsty, or bloodthirsty?
And tell me this!
Soda Pop, which is generally considered to be less healthy than water, heals 10 more HP than Fresh Water. Are the laws of being healthy in reverse in the pokemon world?
If you remember, the water is Fresh. Which must be darn difficult with all those pokemon swimming around, fighting, poison type tentacools, and stuff in it. So if you manage to get some I bet you'd feel a lot better than some yuck spray on bandage.
Well potions are just sprays.
As for the water…
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Simple: it was crafted in China.
Super Potion: 700 yen/pokedollars restores 50hp
Lemonade: 350 yen/pokedollars restores 80 hp
That's why lemonade is so expensive, they can easily compete with Silph Co. A Spray that burns when I apply hastily or a sweet drink my pokemon will enjoy that I force them to drink that works even better.
What's even more mind-boggling is that you can use fresh water to heal sea creatures.
You think that's the only quirk? How does a water bottle heal a fire-type pokemon? There's a mind bender.
Whats that?
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boxed water gives you +51 hp?
WOW what advances in technology science has given us
Pokemon is clearly a commentary on how modern science is detrimental to our health and we need to go back to natural remedies.
Okay here's something
Hold on to your ass this might be a ride.
Pokeballs are a device capable of converting solid matter into a state of pure energy and then return it to normal with no side effects. Further more there are other devices that can alter the contents of a Pokeball (such as healing a pokemon) by manipulating the contained energy of the matter inside.
This technology is beyond that of almost any future based story that I know of shouldn't instantaneous teleportation be in use for free in the Pokeworld? Yet the most complicated (and expensive ) forms of travel are trains boats, and bikes.
Officer Jenny and the Nurse (who's name escapes me at this moment) all look alike and yet no one seems to notice or care.
There is no standard system of Government keeping the rich from oppressing the poor, but there is this obviously advanced technology.
I propose that the world of Pokemon may very well be a Test facility for the Silph Corporation on a far away planet. THEY make robots or clones of all official personal and THEY make the key components for Pokeballs.
Just my observation the who knows maybe the Pokeworld is just a game or something.
And there are geometric star-like objects that bring pokemon back from the dead. Your point?
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Lets take a moment right now and look the water bottle closely:
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Huh, it was just Micheal Jordan's secret stuff.
But how could water possibly be betteR? Just look at that bottle!
*huggles bottle* So ergonomic…
Maybe the water is imported from a land where the lakes, seas, rivers, and reservoirs are not filled with the blood of innocent magical creatures.
Or maybe it costs a lot to bottle the tears of 10 year old trainers after their dreams have been shattered by rivals, gym leaders, criminal organizations, and the local mute; not in that order.
My only gripe is that you can only buy one item at a time at the vending machine.
Proof that Spray Medicines are a scam.
What I never understood is how Pokemon can use berries in battle because they're not man-made tools. …yet Fresh Water…
Seems Legit
never question pokemon logic
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never….
well, there ARE mini mountains in the watter bottle, and if you think about how many minerals are in a mountain due to those tons of rocks, you can see why the water heals as much as it does.
Also, the first time i saw the in-game sprite for the watter, i genuinely thought that mountians were in the clear water bottle. don't judge me.