This… is definitely… a thing. You’re welcome.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2012 · 10:32 PM 
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Adult Situations, Animated, Awkward Moments, Best Friends 4-Eva, Disturbing, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Pokémon, TV Shows, Video Clips, Weird

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133 Responses to “[VIDEO] Pokémon Spread”

  1. Dr. Furry on September 22nd, 2012 10:53 pm

    this gets my yiffing yiffer all yiffed

  2. DiamyoAlex on September 22nd, 2012 10:55 pm


  3. DrSexington on September 22nd, 2012 11:01 pm

    This just rustled my jimmies

  4. TomQuoVadis on September 22nd, 2012 11:03 pm

    What can I even say to this?
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  5. Abum12345 on September 22nd, 2012 11:11 pm
  6. Skrist on September 22nd, 2012 11:21 pm

    I really believe that Goku can defeat the One Soul Fairy Bleach Fox and reclaim honor to his dead girlfriend Kikiyo.

  7. wolfpax181 on September 22nd, 2012 11:26 pm
  8. Alpar on September 22nd, 2012 11:30 pm


    …I…. seriously what… just… what?

  9. CFW spplmj on September 22nd, 2012 11:31 pm

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    My face before and after this video.

  10. Simply DA on September 22nd, 2012 11:34 pm
  11. Sceptilianblade on September 22nd, 2012 11:56 pm

    Now all we have to do is wait for Zoe to show up and post her porn…

  12. dude234543 on September 23rd, 2012 12:02 am

    As ummm… interesting as that ummm… strange as that ummm… Well the song at the credits was catchy. :p

  13. Pseudonym_ on September 23rd, 2012 12:05 am

    OK, looks like I have to be the one to say this…
    DAFUG did I just watch?!

  14. Treeman574 on September 23rd, 2012 12:18 am

    Time to use that Escape Rope…
    <img src="; height="330" width="250">

  15. NotTheSpy on September 23rd, 2012 12:29 am

    I picked the worst day to stop being Zoe.

  16. Jimmy on September 23rd, 2012 12:32 am

    I'm sad…I had this really cool picture the other day and I can'd find it now. It was Dawn/Hikari picture very similar to this picture:

    <img src="; length="350" width="350">

    and it said "You killed my pokemon…just take my money, my phone number & go"

    Then I was going to say, well with every female trainer doing this, I'm not surprised that Nurse Joy is practically giving it away…you know…the free healthcare…but damn it I can't find it. If, and WHEN I do, I'm saving this to my PC.

    Edit: FOUND IT!!! FUCK YEAH!!! *Happy Dance*

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  17. Guppy on September 23rd, 2012 12:33 am

    1/3 is actual video
    2/3 is credits and ads
    0/3 is worth watching

  18. Rexxmech on September 23rd, 2012 12:35 am

    I like how 2/3rds of this video was credits and shameless advertising.

  19. MoG on September 23rd, 2012 1:08 am
  20. EliminatorZigma on September 23rd, 2012 1:24 am
  21. Skrist on September 23rd, 2012 1:29 am

    This video seems to portray Brock all wrong. He's much more classy than that.
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  22. MasterLuigi452 on September 23rd, 2012 1:43 am
  23. Rathial on September 23rd, 2012 2:15 am

    The dead exeggutor really adds to the decor.

  24. ZephyrX9 on September 23rd, 2012 2:32 am

    Between making Nurse Joy a slut and making an anti-gay joke, this video was weird, disturbing, and went a bit too far. that being said, it did do 1 thing right: it killed off one of the most overrated (by little children and Nintendo) Pokemon ever, Pikachu.

  25. blargenth on September 23rd, 2012 2:49 am

    I was gonna make a post… asking me to not be that guy…. and stating how the quality of posts on Halolz seems to have been going down hill lately.

    But then I had to scroll down through all the replies to this post…… and I think the point has already been made to some degree…

    So I'll just stay quiet down here… at the bottom of the reply chain…..

  26. UndeadLex on September 23rd, 2012 4:11 am
  27. MoG on September 23rd, 2012 4:17 am

    We are so close to that line that differentiates different types of sites.

  28. A_R_ on September 23rd, 2012 5:49 am

    I think we should all make a habit of skipping the submissions and going straight to the comment section.
    It's safe to say that your comments are far more entertaining that most of the stuff that Shawn posts.

    I'd like to thank you all for a good reason to keep lurking there.
    All except Shawn…

  29. Zyquux on September 23rd, 2012 6:05 am

    HALOLZ is trying to learn Feces Joke!
    But HALOLZ can't learn more than four moves.
    Delete an existing move to make room for Feces Joke?

    > Yes
    Which move should be forgotten?

    > Penis Joke Hat Fortress 2
    League of Fails Ponies

    1, 2, and… … Poof!
    HALOLZ forgot Penis Joke and learned Feces Joke!

    <img src="; alt="Sokka facepalm"/>

  30. TheTaurenRogue on September 23rd, 2012 6:48 am
  31. Alice_M on September 23rd, 2012 8:20 am

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  32. BraveSirJimOfLawl on September 23rd, 2012 8:56 am

    Right, so… laptop finally died (good riddance) and I'm on the family computer. I'm scared to press play.

  33. MetroidJunkie on September 23rd, 2012 9:41 am

    Oh, come on Ash. You'll let it be ruined just like that? Pikachu wouldn't have given up so easily.

    <img src="; alt="DatAssPikachu" height="256" width="256" />

  34. Jimmy on September 23rd, 2012 10:29 am

    Hellooooooooo nurse!!! :D

  35. Leo E. on September 23rd, 2012 11:14 am

    I searched the entire Reaction Faces pool on Danbooru for a picture that would adequately portray my simultaneous disgust, horror, and disappointment.

    Nothing could get the job done. But this came close.

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  36. Caelun_Niveus on September 23rd, 2012 12:28 pm

    I'm more surprised Zoe didn't do this first.

  37. HughbertEsq on September 23rd, 2012 12:29 pm

    Go to bed

  38. Suzuki on September 23rd, 2012 12:48 pm

    imma burn it!!!!

  39. HughbertEsq on September 23rd, 2012 1:54 pm

    J-just stop with this
    Bloody, puerile Flash animation bolshie
    Have something…. I dunno… better.
    How's this?
    [youtube _N5P79-_9oc&feature=g-u-u rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  40. PortalMan on September 23rd, 2012 2:06 pm
  41. Pringer X on September 23rd, 2012 2:32 pm

    It looks like something Egoraptor would make if he just stopped caring

  42. penguindude42 on September 23rd, 2012 2:44 pm

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  43. penguindude42 on September 23rd, 2012 2:44 pm
  44. OzzuGuru on September 23rd, 2012 3:16 pm

    So many people hating this. I feel like there have been so many fucking pokemon parodies that this is a parody of the parodies in itself. 4/5

  45. killercartoons on September 23rd, 2012 5:17 pm

    What is I even don't this know…

  46. Zoe on September 23rd, 2012 8:17 pm

    Shawn, it's like you're asking me to post porn again.

  47. Marscaleb on September 23rd, 2012 10:39 pm

    I would like to file a formal complaint against whoever decided to post this on this site.

  48. straYDoubter on September 24th, 2012 12:06 am

    You promised us forums. That's why we upvoted your Minecraft T-shirt designs. Then you let…this happen.
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    You betrayed us. How could you Shawn?

  49. cyberguy64 on September 24th, 2012 12:20 am

    I hope to see you again!

  50. xstationcubed on September 24th, 2012 1:14 am

    Well…that video it linked to at the end was somewhat entertaining at least…

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