Mario's Dilemma

This isn’t what he was trained for in technical school.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2012 · 1:51 PM 
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Donkey Kong, Dramatic, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros

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61 Responses to “Plumber’s Dilemma”

  1. Ardomew on September 22nd, 2012 1:11 pm

    It seems the stakes are high with this dilemma!

    Also, this is my first comment onto Halolz. Great to be hear! :)

  2. wolfpax181 on September 22nd, 2012 2:01 pm

    I'm doing a service to the community! REALLY!

  3. shazbot32 on September 22nd, 2012 2:05 pm

    Get Luigi to save peach. Mario can handle DK.

  4. FoxyMayo on September 22nd, 2012 2:12 pm

    He should save Pauline. Because at least he won't keep chasing after her, game after stagnant game.

  5. Sky Lynx on September 22nd, 2012 2:16 pm

    He's too busy looking up their dresses.

  6. Chimental on September 22nd, 2012 2:25 pm

    And with that, Mario gives up and now works as a boxing referee.

  7. Hatley96 on September 22nd, 2012 2:28 pm

    So that's why Pauline's only appearence was in Donkey Kong.

  8. MasterLuigi452 on September 22nd, 2012 2:32 pm

    I'd say save Pauline instead.
    Peach can just float down to her safety.

  9. Cubia on September 22nd, 2012 2:51 pm

    He should go for Pauline, that's not really Peach -- the princess is in another castle.

  10. MetroidJunkie on September 22nd, 2012 3:04 pm

    Go for Pauline, Peach isn't very faithful.

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  11. Yoshi_Dino on September 22nd, 2012 3:23 pm

    I say let em both drop,neither one is gonna put out,plus peach is a big tease always offering him "cake".

  12. Comire on September 22nd, 2012 5:15 pm
  13. Deep Thought on September 22nd, 2012 5:54 pm

    The correct answer is Go-Karting…

    …and then blue shell the bastards.

  14. HughbertEsq on September 22nd, 2012 6:04 pm

    How about, ditch both, they're both pretty useless anyhow, and get a successful job as a plumber, it's not like you'll look weird doing it…oh… Hooooold on…. I smell…. A WRESTLER…A CAPTAIN!…..AND A GOD AMONG MEN!

  15. Omnomynous on September 22nd, 2012 6:34 pm

    Forget both of them. Hook up with Daisy so she can actually star in plot-relevant games.

  16. Omnomynous on September 22nd, 2012 6:42 pm

    Alternate option: Eat a Giga Mushroom and grab a Star at the same time. get both. Eat cake. Have a wild party. Don't invite Luigi.


  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 22nd, 2012 7:37 pm
  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 22nd, 2012 7:41 pm

    Let's make it interesting: the two have switched outfits.
    Aaaaand GO.

  19. Alpar on September 22nd, 2012 11:22 pm



  20. vash_ts on September 23rd, 2012 9:01 am

    proof that he is a two-timing bastard….

  21. Marscaleb on September 23rd, 2012 10:41 pm

    I was going to say go for the brunette, but ah… You know what? Peach is f***ing RICH. Good things come your way when you rescue her.

  22. Deo_Basha on September 24th, 2012 5:19 am

    1. Back flip to the lowest, avoiding fire guy.
    2. Wait for barrel to pass and run jump for Bullet Bill.
    3. Super Jump off of Bullet Bill onto ParaKoopa.
    4. Jump from ParaKoopa to wall jump off brickwall.
    5. Walljump should provide a long jump enough to snag both Princess Peach and Pauline.

  23. Master_Xehanort on September 24th, 2012 7:47 am

    Hey guys! You wanna hear a joke about choices?

    Mass Effect 3's ending.

  24. Deo_Basha on September 25th, 2012 1:13 am

    1. Back flip to the lowest of the tower, avoiding fire guy.
    2. Running jump over falling barrel onto Bullet Bill.
    3. Super jump off of Bullet Bill onto Paratroopa.
    4. Jump off of Paratroopa into wall to walljump.
    5. Go for distance to snag both Pauline and Princess Peach.

  25. Drageene on January 16th, 2013 9:46 am

    Talk about repost, I saw this when looking up Birdo 3 weeks ago.
    Birdo's my favorite Mario character, what do you have against it?

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