Please God pokedex, be talking about their tail feathers.
By FinalHearts10
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 14, 2012 · 12:34 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Creepy/Spooky, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art · Leave a comment () 75 Comments |
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Of course, it has 3 brains
So what we have here is a Halolz post within a Halolz post?
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Of course, it has 3 hearts and 3 lungs.
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… Oh, I see
He has 3 tails
Found the artist.
It also has three heads.
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Oh look! More dick jokes! Huzzah!
Oh Shawn, you are such a cad
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS.
<img src="http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/clubs/3/34154m.jpg" />
I'll hereby proceed to kill the joke by announcing that birds do not have penises, and so the only way to determine its gender is by seeing which one goes on top at the time of procreation. (Generally of course)
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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
So… a bird with 3 penises…. someone call the press! This shit is groundbreaking!
The implications of this post are simply fowl.
Has bombardment of posts
Suspected Penis joke.
Ah the wonders of pokemon breeding……… FUCK YEA
WTF would this be called? A beastiality foursome!? Someone get Zoe over here!
What if…it's a FEMALE Dodrio?!?
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Three different periods?
WHAT IF THEY ALL SYNCHRONIZE?!?
…I can't be the only one who immediately hopped over to Serebii.net and scanned all the Dodrio entries to find the rest of that Pokedex entry ("It has three sets of hearts and lungs as well, so it is capable of running long distances without rest."), right? Just me? D'oh…
Why is it that the majority of disturbing Halolz posts are of pokemon?
Three heads? That means three hats! Somebody call Valve. We have a way of tripling Team Fortress 2's revenue.
Creepy Sex Looks <X>
Yeah, it had three sets of hearts and three sets of lungs.
Does one of them have a heart next to it?