Getting coated in urine doesn’t seem nearly as bad now.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2012 · 8:48 AM 
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85 Responses to “Doused”

  1. Pseudonym_ on August 31st, 2012 9:50 am

    Just taking the joy away from people like Stalin… Oh yea… I need something witty don't I?… Uuh… The scrumpy is brown, therefore finishing of the trio of liquid items? I dunno. I got nothing.

  2. MonocleMan22 on August 31st, 2012 9:52 am

    What you don't know is that that demoman just got autobalanced to the blue team. Also… this has been my first comment since like… a year? I don't even know anymore… I've also been soaked in Scrumpy all this thime… *BURP*

  3. VaultLegend on August 31st, 2012 10:03 am

    He did what he could!

  4. Funkalicous on August 31st, 2012 10:08 am
  5. EliminatorZigma on August 31st, 2012 10:25 am

    Oh yeah, my daily reminder that the Demoman needs a molotov cocktail weapon.

  6. Armetron on August 31st, 2012 11:04 am
  7. Deep Thought on August 31st, 2012 11:05 am

    So it's official. The demoman operates on dorf logic.

  8. Vabolo on August 31st, 2012 11:12 am

    When will they patch this in the game?

  9. Marzen on August 31st, 2012 11:13 am

    *sees all the skin melt off his bone instantly after being doused in alcohol*

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  10. TomQuoVadis on August 31st, 2012 11:28 am

    Okay, so. Here's the scenario. You're a mercenary hired by a megalomaniac to fight other mercenaries also hired by megalomaniacs. You have been hired for your special marksmanship skills. Since you camp a lot waiting for that perfect headshot, you tend to pee in jars. Hence, you have large quantities of your own urine stored. Suddenly, you see one of your allies, hired for his fearless bravery and knowledge of proper rocket launcher use being lit on fire by the enemy pyrotechnician. Your first instinct is to douse him.

    With your own urine.

    In a glass jar.

    Which you threw at him.

    The salt and acid of your urine fills his burn wounds as the glass digs into his flesh. He is now in unimaginable, crippling, hellish pain.

    But at least the fire is out.

  11. Not_an_Alpar_bot#001 on August 31st, 2012 11:31 am

    That demoman is obviously a spy;
    I mean, no sane…
    No demoman would throw away his precious, precious scrumpy!

  12. xstationcubed on August 31st, 2012 12:06 pm

    You aren’t still mad about that War thing, are you Demoman?

  13. Jimmy on August 31st, 2012 12:55 pm
  14. MasterLuigi452 on August 31st, 2012 1:09 pm

    …on the bright side, he didn't throw the Caber…

  15. KZN02 on August 31st, 2012 1:29 pm

    Pick your poison: urine, radioactive milk, or alcohol.

  16. Redzeroine on August 31st, 2012 1:37 pm

    Hey, if we get a couple of marshmellows. graham crackers, and Dalokohs bars, we could have burning-soldier s'mores!

  17. FrEEz on August 31st, 2012 2:42 pm

    That is one creepy looking weird scout D:

  18. TomKitsune on August 31st, 2012 3:00 pm

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  19. HughbertEsq on August 31st, 2012 5:18 pm

    The following week, Heavy attempted to help by lobbing a sandwich at Soldier
    Everyone had to take 5 while the laws of thermo-physics checked the rule book to see what was supposed to happen.

  20. PortalMan on August 31st, 2012 5:34 pm

    I blame the eyepatch, he would've seen it wasn't a bottle of water without the eyepatch.

  21. MetroidJunkie on August 31st, 2012 7:25 pm

    In Demoman's defense, his specialty is leaving the battlefield in a flaming wreckage.

  22. penguindude42 on August 31st, 2012 7:55 pm

    I can imagine the Demoman can SEE quite well when his eye bulges like that.

  23. JDitto on August 31st, 2012 9:00 pm

    That art style is FAMIL(Y)iar to me.

  24. xstationcubed on September 2nd, 2012 10:50 am

    You aren't still mad about that whole War thing, are you Demoman?

  25. TheAceOfSkulls on September 3rd, 2012 5:28 pm

    Let's face it, what's the life expectancy of the soldier or any multiplayer character? The Demo just saved his teammate from a few extra minutes of being forced to fight after being covered in burns.

    …OK, maybe if this were the noble intention it would be better to do it quick with something like a gun or explosive, but then how would HE survive for much longer if he used ammo on something trivial like that?

  26. MetroidJunkie on September 16th, 2012 8:43 pm

    [youtube hUVwR0rw5fk rel="nofollow"> youtube]

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