Noah's 'Dex

And that’s how all animals vanished from the Earth, only to be replaced with Pokemon.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 4, 2012 · 4:59 AM 
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Artistic, Bad Ideas, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Spiritual Enlightenment, Under the Sea

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78 Responses to “Noah’s ‘Dex”

  1. StalinCommander on July 4th, 2012 5:00 am


    Stalin used quick attack.
    It's super effective!

  2. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on July 4th, 2012 5:04 am

    why didn't he just keep them in the pokeballs? also why bother getting aquatic pokemon?

  3. Punch SideIron on July 4th, 2012 5:11 am

    Eighth panel: the Gary Oak Pokemon Survival Party Yacht cruises by.
    "Smell ya later, Gramps!"

  4. Henry_Wong on July 4th, 2012 5:27 am

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  5. Zortsport on July 4th, 2012 5:38 am

    He should have picked up a ditto, it would have nearly halved the amount of pokemon he needed to catch.

  6. Bobomberman on July 4th, 2012 5:38 am
  7. Nick Soapdish on July 4th, 2012 5:39 am

    Things were going fine until the Ditto started having sex with EVERYTHING.

  8. StompyChar on July 4th, 2012 6:58 am

    One has to wonder how Noah got two of every legendary…

    …Oh my god… Noah was not allone: He had help from someone with a second reality!

  9. JuanACookie on July 4th, 2012 7:30 am

    Is that a new cross species of Dialga and Suicune?

  10. PortalMan on July 4th, 2012 7:50 am

    Noah, The first Pokemon Trainer.

  11. Chimental on July 4th, 2012 8:29 am

    I think Noah's hacking. How else would he able to catch all those legendaries with just POKEBALLS?

  12. Discord on July 4th, 2012 8:31 am




    It explains everything!

  13. Treeman574 on July 4th, 2012 8:55 am

    I always imagined it was like this:
    <img src="; width="400" height="540">
    Also, shouldn't you just need two of every evolutionary line?

  14. AgileZero on July 4th, 2012 9:09 am

    Funny…I really thought it should be Arceus who should be talking to Noah…

    I guess that idea would WATER down the original punchline SEAeing that a STORM of brawling pokemon was already at the last panel. People will be bARKing mad if they see a POURly made comic here in Halolz. WATERS WILL RAGE and NO AHne will survive in this site. Including Alpar and Shawn.

    (Sorry just pulling out RAINdom names)

  15. poonstev on July 4th, 2012 9:24 am

    Alas, there was no more room on the Ark for forums. Coulda made room if we left off ratatta or pidgey, but noooo. Had to have em all.

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  16. Confusion on July 4th, 2012 9:44 am
  17. Pantherox on July 4th, 2012 9:57 am

    All animals were vanished? I still can see some fishes on Episode 19 – Tentacool & Tentacruel

  18. Ragnellrok on July 4th, 2012 10:48 am

    649 pairs? That doesn't make a whole lot of sense… I mean Mewtwo, Kyogre, Groudon, Mew, the 3 Legendary Birds, Dogs, and Regi, and a whole list of others with which I don't even want to start naming…. around 50-100 Pokemon are one-of-a-kind, and quite clearly are still in tact in the last panel…. So how did he acquire 649 pairs??????!!!!!!

  19. Deep Thought on July 4th, 2012 10:50 am

    This needs relevant Queen:[youtube 4xmsXqgHHEI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Also I can see Noah babbling in the corner of the ark: "justonehundredmorejustonehundredmorejustonehundredmore…"

  20. HughbertEsq on July 4th, 2012 11:02 am

    Hoooooooooold up, how did Noah get all them Pokeballs?
    There isn't a Pokemart to be found anywhere in the Mediterranean-Pan Middle Eastern Region?
    Or maybe God was such a cool guy that he gave them free

  21. SaintRCat on July 4th, 2012 11:14 am

    Looks like Noah should have collected 8 badges.

    Also, I wish I could get that 7th panel in wallpaper form.

  22. MasterLuigi452 on July 4th, 2012 12:35 pm

    Pokemon history.
    They never made sense to me.

  23. Rexxmech on July 4th, 2012 12:44 pm

    Wait if Noah was talking to God, and Arceus is god, then who was Noah talking to?

  24. TransPM on July 4th, 2012 1:09 pm

    Umm, Noah? I thought I told you to collect 2 of every pokemon… so what's with all these damn zubat?

  25. Souleater676 on July 4th, 2012 1:19 pm

    Thank god, there was another meet the heavy youtube video that came on, and I was hoping that shawn didnt notice it.

  26. NotTheSpy on July 4th, 2012 1:24 pm

    What I expected: Meet the Heavy.

    What I forgot: Valve cant count to 3.

  27. KZN02 on July 4th, 2012 1:35 pm

    2 of every Pokemon? What about genderless Pokemon? What about Spinda? What about Pokemon with different forms? What about Shinies?

    Anyways, I guess there was nobody like Bill around to make the PC to store the Poke Balls.

  28. ProtoManPro on July 4th, 2012 3:15 pm

    If Noah's gathering the Pokemon, that would make Gen 1 about 2000 years old. Ash started his adventure capturing Gen 1's. I think Ash really is immortal.
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  29. Kn0w1d3a on July 4th, 2012 4:58 pm

    Professor Oak is God
    Gary Mother****ing Oak is Jesus
    Ash Ketchum is Noah

    What? Doesn't make sense?

    Professor Oak/God told him to catch them all.
    Ash/Noah went on to catch them all.
    Gary/Jesus is Professor's/God's badass descendant who is worshiped and makes us forget Ash/Noah existed.

  30. qwefg on July 4th, 2012 8:21 pm

    You know if you actually thought about it. Did you really need to put the ones that lived in the ocean on the ark? Come to think about it… Did he really need to add the ghost pokemon either?

    Still love the fact MewTwo was used. He doesn't need dual types or those magic items to make him look/be of any use. He is best even with all these new pokemon.

  31. Omnomynous on July 4th, 2012 10:10 pm

    I will now list EVERY pokemon on this comic strip in order of appearance from left to right.

    There you go. See if I missed one.

    (inb4 see if i care comment)

  32. Couchpotatodx on July 5th, 2012 6:40 am

    I thought Mewtwo was created long after Noah made the ark. Oh well.

  33. The Pualrus on July 5th, 2012 9:12 am

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