Finally you can experience Meet the Heavy in the way it was always intended. Real men fight with trade requests!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 30, 2012 · 2:53 AM 
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122 Responses to “[VIDEO] Meet The Modern Heavy”

  1. thenobleshade on June 30th, 2012 2:44 am

    Now, someone needs to remake Meet the Demopan.

  2. Nick Soapdish on June 30th, 2012 2:57 am

    Needs moar hats

  3. TheFancyPants on June 30th, 2012 2:57 am

    I am heavy stack of hats guy.
    And this, is my heavy stack of hats.

  4. Combatbeaver on June 30th, 2012 3:09 am

    anyone else expected him to shoot hats from his gun at the end?(also yell TRADE some more instead of CRY some more?)

  5. brent917 on June 30th, 2012 3:18 am

    It takes 400,000 dollars to wear all of those hats… for 12 seconds.

  6. VT_Juju_Man on June 30th, 2012 3:19 am

    They really hit that joke on the head, truly I should have had toupee for this humor!

  7. Simply DA on June 30th, 2012 3:21 am

    Source Filmaker -- The only tool that lets you use the game as a movie studio. Capable of rendering 90% more hats piled on top of each other than Gmod.

  8. Zyquux on June 30th, 2012 3:46 am

    Why is this tagged with Playstation and Xbox 360?

    Silly Shawn, hats are for PC!

  9. MasterLuigi452 on June 30th, 2012 3:53 am

    This is done in Source Filmmaker?
    All I can say is…
    This is pure perfection.

  10. Doc_ock_rokc on June 30th, 2012 4:06 am

    oh My GOD! The tiny bullet hat! I just lost it at the tiny bullet hat.

    Also I got my hands on Fimmaker. Anyone have any ideas?

  11. carnivore_apple on June 30th, 2012 4:49 am

    Makes me think about meet the demopan

  12. Treeman574 on June 30th, 2012 5:29 am

    I expect to see the entire team re-done eventually. Entire team is babies! …with hats!

  13. Hatley96 on June 30th, 2012 6:15 am

    Needs more shoehorned Purity Fist to be accurate.

  14. TheTaurenRogue on June 30th, 2012 6:33 am
  15. Dycro on June 30th, 2012 7:48 am

    You know, he looks less stupid in the first scene and simply looks like one hell of a manly badass.

  16. HughbertEsq on June 30th, 2012 8:04 am

    GAYPENIS bullets have the same ballistic qualities as a platoon of Noise Marines.

  17. HughbertEsq on June 30th, 2012 8:05 am

    Director: "Ugh, how many times is he going to keep changing, I haven't got ALL day"
    Pauline: "I wouldn't anger him over it, you don't want to know how long he had to spend in the idling servers"

  18. DiamyoAlex on June 30th, 2012 11:34 am

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart hats!

  19. Skrist on June 30th, 2012 11:35 am

    I'm sure blu team will cry some more because he isn't sharing his skyscraper of hats.

  20. Mentle on June 30th, 2012 12:05 pm

    Since this video would end up embed here and god knows inb4ing it won't stop anyone, I will just go ahead and rel="nofollow">link it instead to prevent wasted space in the comments.

    After all, we have to deal with long chains of unrelated images already, why add video windows to that?

  21. EliminatorZigma on June 30th, 2012 12:51 pm

    Hats for bullets?


  22. GanjalfTheGreen on June 30th, 2012 1:29 pm

    I wonder how he can still afford ammo for his minigun…

  23. Dash12345678 on June 30th, 2012 3:26 pm

    So one hat is a modest pile of hat, two is a noble amassment of hats, and three is a towering pillar of hats.

    What the heck do we call this? If three makes a towering pillar, we may have to reference this to the CItadel, or some other, similarly ridiculously tall structure.

  24. Icesickle97 on June 30th, 2012 5:05 pm

    Oh God, don't you dare pull another Souleater on us.

  25. Souleater676 on June 30th, 2012 10:50 pm

    At the end of the video the only thing on my mind was

    "Will it be considered a head shot, if he hit the top most hat?"

  26. primedawg9170 on July 1st, 2012 3:07 am

    You know, after seeing Heavy naked and started talking about his 'weapon' and who touched his 'gun', it made me realize something. I'm gonna need some brain bleach.

  27. KZN02 on July 1st, 2012 2:49 pm


  28. PortalMan on July 1st, 2012 7:25 pm

    how does he change hats so fast!?

  29. Passerby Boy on July 4th, 2012 2:16 am

    Am I the only one who assumed that the Heavy would shout out a trade request after he said "And this….. is my weapon"

    Just me?


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