That dye job ain’t foolin’ anyone.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 26, 2012 · 1:50 AM
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~And all the other Bros.
Are trying to daaate me!
But I changed my texture
So call me Daisy~
Why Shawn why… this song makes me cringe as is… the fact that people like it makes me cringe more…
<img src="http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z227/ZeldaSheek/vader.jpg" /img>
Reaction to picture when I saw it… I don't know about anyone else but truly? I'll take Friday over Call Me, Maybe.
The song was bad, but not super bad but then somebody thought it would be clever to parody it and now EVERY OTHER IMAGE ON THE INTERNET IS A CALL ME MAYBE JOKE!!!
<img src=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/290/977/dbb.gif>
This joke
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My Head
Seriously I have no idea what you kids are on about. Is this some kind of hip tune from the Baby Gaga's or the Jason Beeber's that the young'uns are listening to these days?
Let me know when you start posting the 80's music jokes. I'll understand those!
<img src="http://killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/545769_10150937251684265_1234176983_n.jpg" />
<img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/119/d/c/yeah_i__m_just_gonna_____by_masterluigi452-d4y13p3.gif">
Shawn… REALLY??
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE DAISY!!
Alright, I managed to find (read: create) the rest of the song!
~I threw a coin in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I K.O.'d you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I trade my life for a wish
Mushrooms and flowers for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way
Your grab was holding
My percentage was showing
Hot night, Kirby blowing
Where you think you're spawning baby?
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I changed textures
So call me Daisy
It's hard to down+B
WIth my Jiggly
But I changed textures
So call me Daisy
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But Fox said "Pew pew!"
So call me Daisy
And all the other Bros.
Are trying to date me!
But I changed my texture
So call me Daisy
You took your time loading Brawl
I took no time to win it all
There were no items at all
And now you're in my way
Your Pokeball I will steal
Be careful, stuff's getting real
How does getting 2-stocked feel
You're no longer in my way
I had all the winnin'
You had all the ragin'
Meta Knight was spinnin'
Where you think you're going baby?!
Hey, I just played you
And this is crazy
But I changed textures
So call me Daisy
I cannot hit you
With my B baby!
But I changed textures
So call me Daisy
Hey, I just pwned you
As King Dedede
Without my hammer
So call me Daisy
And all the other noobs
Will try to play me
But I will rock them
And play as Daisy
And now that I've taken all your lives you know you're so bad
You know you're so bad
You know you're so, so bad
And now I've taken first and you know I'm so good
You know I'm so good
You know I'm so, so good
(Brawl… Brawl… Brawl… Brawl…)
It's hard to look right
at your score baby
But I just pwned you
And played as Daisy
Hey, MK's OP
And Snake is crazy
But "Tiers are for Queers"
Just call me Daisy
And all the other characters
Feel so lazy
But it's just a game
So call me Daisy
Before I joined into your game you thought I was bad
Thought I was bad
Thought I was, was bad
And now my turnips will show you that I am so good
And you should know that
So call me Daisy~
You know what? I have no words whatsoever.
Here. Have an unrelated video.
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<img src="http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/arnold-shutup-kindergarten-cop.gif">
Sums up my thoughts of these jokes pretty nicely.
Hey, I've already heard you
And this is ain't Crazy
But you're gettin' 'nnoyin'
So shut up maybe?
Hey we meet again
And I'm so sorry
But the princesses castle
Is the next one maybe?
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In other news: THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!
Shawn: <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63x6nGheG1r5tylp.gif">
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/SuicidalRedface.png">
I was fine with him not fixing the forums for 7 months, but this is just too much.
*sees a lot of disgruntled comments*
*I've never heard the song*
*zero fucks given*
<img src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4503242_700b.jpg">
Hurrr Durrr, thumbs up if you like "Call me Maybe!"
-2 Days Later-
Detective Shawn: "Have you ever seen anything like this, Deputy Trunks?"
Deputy Trunks: "No, I haven't… It's disgusting and terrible! How could this happen?!?"
Detective Shawn: "This is what happens when you go too far with a stupid comment on Halolz, deputy. Most of the time, the community can handle itself, but sometimes, it hits a breaking point and does… this."
Deputy Trunks: "Really? They can do this? It's… terrible! He was beaten to death with his own E-peen! I can't look away!"
Detective Shawn: "I've seen this too many times for it to faze me now, deputy. The most we can do is to warn future wanna-be trolls. I hope that I will never see this again… But I know I will."