God vs Notch

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2012 · 4:37 PM 
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81 Responses to “God vs Notch”

  1. DustBowlBolt on June 25th, 2012 4:28 pm

    So… Circles are the only thing preventing mass apotheosis?

  2. DiamyoAlex on June 25th, 2012 4:40 pm

    Is that a screenshot of Zoo Tycoon? I loved that game!

  3. Dudewin on June 25th, 2012 4:45 pm

    Well, to be fair, the circle that God made is made out of blocks…

  4. Smirky on June 25th, 2012 4:47 pm

    "And so Notch said, let there be adequate lighting for every pixel within a 1 meter radius of previously placed torch!"

  5. Dycro on June 25th, 2012 4:56 pm

    But can God make an Internet?

  6. Guppy on June 25th, 2012 5:09 pm

    Niccceee ccccccirclesssss

  7. RenegadeSparks on June 25th, 2012 5:10 pm

    "And Notch also said let there be a portal to a dimension filled with beings that warp the very fabric of reality with their mere existence and will try to viciously murder you if you even gaze upon them… oh and a sweet ass, but hard as hell to fight, dragon.

    And there was The End.

    And it was fucking horrifying."

  8. Dr.Panda on June 25th, 2012 5:10 pm

    That's fine and dandy.
    Now which one of you can make a sandwich?

  9. Oddball on June 25th, 2012 5:18 pm

    The reason he didn't create the circle is because in a world of blocks there is no need for a circle.

  10. Chimental on June 25th, 2012 5:18 pm

    'I can make numerous bugs.'

    'I get rid of them in the next patch.'

  11. CodePhoenix525 on June 25th, 2012 5:28 pm

    But can both of them produce a mighty Falcon Punch? I think not.

    Church of Falcon -- 1
    Christianity -- 0
    Notch -- 0

  12. BTSnoogans on June 25th, 2012 5:28 pm

    Let's just be thankful that God hasn't made creepers.

  13. Simply DA on June 25th, 2012 5:39 pm

    "I can make humans"
    "So can I"
    "I can make them think and talk"

  14. TheTaurenRogue on June 25th, 2012 5:40 pm

    <img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2011/10/notch2.jpg&quot; alt="Smiley face" width="600" height="400">
    Minecraft + Religion. Challenge Accepted.

  15. Strike_low on June 25th, 2012 5:40 pm

    Well, that's a fair and 'square' match.
    Now, let's move on to the second 'round'

  16. HughbertEsq on June 25th, 2012 5:40 pm

    In the beginning, there was Infiniminer, and Infiniminer created the sandbox and the Diggy-Diggy. And Notch saw that it was good, so he took void of Infiniminer and seperated the Origin and The Gameplay into two. Then Notch created the Engine, which in turn built forth the mountains and the caverns, Notch then brought forth the Waters, and created the Bodies of Waters. Then Notch created the Mobs of the Land and Sea, and the Mobs of the Night that would be part of The Plan. Notch saw that the Mobs of the Land and the Mobs of the Night spilt each others HP, so he created the Cubular Sun and Moon and set them in motion, so that no Mob could last both the cycles alive.
    When Notch saw all that he created was good, he Opened the Servers, and lo, the Player emerged, Notch granted him Control, Crafting, Mining and let the Player wear the different skins of Pixels that clung upon him.
    On the Release Date, Notch rested.

  17. HughbertEsq on June 25th, 2012 5:42 pm

    No God, you're circle is only an infinite number of Squares formed in a shape.
    There is only ever the Square

  18. Armetron on June 25th, 2012 5:55 pm

    how can Notch even rap his mind around such an Idea?
    <img src="http://jp3.r0tt.com/l_5168d000-6fd7-11e1-8c79-47fa24600003.jpg"&gt;

  19. Pholadis on June 25th, 2012 6:11 pm

    Notch: I exist.
    God: … oh…

  20. shazbot32 on June 25th, 2012 6:32 pm

    God's AI is WAY better too.

  21. Redzeroine on June 25th, 2012 6:52 pm

    "And God said, 'Yo Notch, this game be bitchin' bro. You got some mad swag. We should hang sometime'

    And Notch said, "Yo, that be for realz."

    And then Notch started working on Scrolls"

  22. Ryu Bonkosi on June 25th, 2012 7:44 pm

    There are circles in minecraft. Just look at the shadows that items give off when they are floating above the ground, and be amazed.

  23. MasterLuigi452 on June 25th, 2012 8:37 pm

    God: I can make 3D.
    Terraria: Oh…

  24. Zortsport on June 25th, 2012 8:45 pm

    God: I can make beings with personalities

    Notch: Oh…

    Toady: Me too

    God: I can make them sane

    Toady: Who needs sanity?

  25. VT_Juju_Man on June 25th, 2012 9:25 pm

    No God, you are circle is only an infinite number of squares….so is god circle or square?

  26. Luken64 on June 25th, 2012 9:26 pm

    God: I can make Women.

    Notch: Oh…

  27. Kn0w1d3a on June 25th, 2012 9:56 pm

    I'm probably going to get trolled really hard but seeing as how there ARE NO FORUMS *cough*Shawn*cough* I would like to ask a question. How long does it usually take to get 100 ep? I've been stuck at 87 for months.

  28. Sanyiel on June 25th, 2012 10:16 pm

    One thing Notch has over God is that at least Notch's existence can be proven. Too serious a comment?

  29. Leo E. on June 25th, 2012 10:27 pm

    But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

  30. NormTheStorm4 on June 26th, 2012 6:42 am

    But ender pearls are circles.

    Checkmate, god

  31. misterz100 on June 26th, 2012 7:12 am

    ….Close enough :P

  32. _CandleJack_ on June 26th, 2012 10:40 pm

    >Go into minecraft
    >Make singleplayer world
    >Press F5
    >Examine the shape around player's feet


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