Nobody’s perfect!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2012 · 4:37 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
So… Circles are the only thing preventing mass apotheosis?
Is that a screenshot of Zoo Tycoon? I loved that game!
Well, to be fair, the circle that God made is made out of blocks…
"And so Notch said, let there be adequate lighting for every pixel within a 1 meter radius of previously placed torch!"
But can God make an Internet?
Niccceee ccccccirclesssss
"And Notch also said let there be a portal to a dimension filled with beings that warp the very fabric of reality with their mere existence and will try to viciously murder you if you even gaze upon them… oh and a sweet ass, but hard as hell to fight, dragon.
And there was The End.
And it was fucking horrifying."
That's fine and dandy.
Now which one of you can make a sandwich?
The reason he didn't create the circle is because in a world of blocks there is no need for a circle.
'I can make numerous bugs.'
'I get rid of them in the next patch.'
But can both of them produce a mighty Falcon Punch? I think not.
Church of Falcon -- 1
Christianity -- 0
Notch -- 0
Let's just be thankful that God hasn't made creepers.
"I can make humans"
"So can I"
"I can make them think and talk"
"Oh.."
<img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2011/10/notch2.jpg" alt="Smiley face" width="600" height="400">
Minecraft + Religion. Challenge Accepted.
Well, that's a fair and 'square' match.
Now, let's move on to the second 'round'
In the beginning, there was Infiniminer, and Infiniminer created the sandbox and the Diggy-Diggy. And Notch saw that it was good, so he took void of Infiniminer and seperated the Origin and The Gameplay into two. Then Notch created the Engine, which in turn built forth the mountains and the caverns, Notch then brought forth the Waters, and created the Bodies of Waters. Then Notch created the Mobs of the Land and Sea, and the Mobs of the Night that would be part of The Plan. Notch saw that the Mobs of the Land and the Mobs of the Night spilt each others HP, so he created the Cubular Sun and Moon and set them in motion, so that no Mob could last both the cycles alive.
When Notch saw all that he created was good, he Opened the Servers, and lo, the Player emerged, Notch granted him Control, Crafting, Mining and let the Player wear the different skins of Pixels that clung upon him.
On the Release Date, Notch rested.
No God, you're circle is only an infinite number of Squares formed in a shape.
There is only ever the Square
how can Notch even rap his mind around such an Idea?
<img src="http://jp3.r0tt.com/l_5168d000-6fd7-11e1-8c79-47fa24600003.jpg">
Notch: I exist.
God: … oh…
God's AI is WAY better too.
"And God said, 'Yo Notch, this game be bitchin' bro. You got some mad swag. We should hang sometime'
And Notch said, "Yo, that be for realz."
And then Notch started working on Scrolls"
There are circles in minecraft. Just look at the shadows that items give off when they are floating above the ground, and be amazed.
God: I can make 3D.
Terraria: Oh…
God: I can make beings with personalities
Notch: Oh…
Toady: Me too
God: I can make them sane
Toady: Who needs sanity?
No God, you are circle is only an infinite number of squares….so is god circle or square?
God: I can make Women.
Notch: Oh…
I'm probably going to get trolled really hard but seeing as how there ARE NO FORUMS *cough*Shawn*cough* I would like to ask a question. How long does it usually take to get 100 ep? I've been stuck at 87 for months.
One thing Notch has over God is that at least Notch's existence can be proven. Too serious a comment?
But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
But ender pearls are circles.
Checkmate, god
….Close enough :P
>Go into minecraft
>Make singleplayer world
>Press F5
>Examine the shape around player's feet
>Circle