Gentlemon Charmeleon

Not all Charmeleon are wild and misbehaved! It just takes a little training and discipline!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2012 · 2:47 AM 
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Artistic, Gentlemen, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Things Are Heating Up

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90 Responses to “Gentlemon Charmeleon”

  1. Dick_Pound on June 5th, 2012 2:47 am


  2. Marzen on June 5th, 2012 2:55 am

    You're right, not all Charmeleons are misbehaved at all. Mine was fine. Others in the show were fine to.

    No, Ash was just a shit trainer.

    ….What? It has to be said!

  3. Apceros on June 5th, 2012 3:03 am

    Mmmm… Yes… Quite… I do find this pokeball shallow and confined.

  4. VyseRogueKing on June 5th, 2012 3:28 am

    I do believe this warrants a call back to a smashing piece of writing by own our monocle sporting gentleman, Shawn Handyside. That then warranted a rel="nofollow">dramatic reading.

  5. Punch SideIron on June 5th, 2012 3:38 am

    "Hello, good evening, and welcome to the battle.

    My friend, you and I are not monsters. We're not mindless brutes. We're dynamic beings with beautiful minds. I can even see that excellent spark of brilliance and creativity in that dear head of yours. Don't be modest, I can see that aura of capability that you possess, and it's very admirable. I have that special knack of finding such specialties in my opponents, you see.

    But with that said, I'm as much compelled to detail an unfortunate flaw in your defenses. Oh, now don't feel ashamed. Many whom I've met share this… fatal weakness to fire. Ah! I can see it in your reaction. Not a fan of fire at all, now are we? Not fond of fire spin? Ember? Not even an inferno attack? I thought not.

    Now, I could simply start with a slash attack, to give you a sporting chance. After all, I would never wish to snuff out the flames of battle without first appreciating its glow. However, my master does not take well upon his disobedient children. In short, I'll alert you that my accomplices might not take such leniency with your… unfortunate vulnerability.

    Mm, so it seems my order has been called; an ember attack, it seems. Who knows, perhaps I'll miss you. Yet, given this specialty attack's impeccable precision, I doubt that will be the case. In either case, I've enjoyed this little chat, my attentive opponent. May the flames of battle never die out in your heart.

    Now please die."

  6. poonstev on June 5th, 2012 6:33 am

    Pish posh! Poppycock! Humbug! Hoity toity! Bah!

  7. vash_ts on June 5th, 2012 7:04 am

    Well, I say, let us get started, *slaps with glove* to the field of honor!

  8. Hatley96 on June 5th, 2012 7:18 am

    Bulbasoar? Gutter trash.

  9. Sir_Nox on June 5th, 2012 8:48 am

    Such a distinguished Gentlemon needs an equally distinguished Pokeball:

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    Pip-Pip, Cheerio and all that good jazz.

  10. Alpar on June 5th, 2012 10:48 am

    Cool story bro

    now it's time for E3.

    Inevitable Nintendomination in a little over an hour.

  11. G02 on June 5th, 2012 11:19 am

    Freaking 1% taking all the rare candies.

  12. Alpwan on June 5th, 2012 2:36 pm
  13. Omnomynous on June 5th, 2012 4:40 pm

    Keep it Classy, good sir.

  14. BTSnoogans on June 5th, 2012 5:01 pm

    >Not all Charmeleon are wild and misbehaved
    >Not all Charmeleon are wild
    >Charmeleon are wild
    Are you implying that it is possible to catch a Charmeleon and I've been unaware this whole time?

  15. Armetron on June 5th, 2012 9:07 pm
  16. TransPM on June 5th, 2012 9:32 pm

    Huh, that must be what a luxury ball does

  17. M4DD4WG on June 5th, 2012 9:33 pm

    Is it just me or does he look like snidely whiplash?

    perhaps he's about to tie nurse joy to some train tracks.

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