No no, that very reasonable! I was just… expecting you to say something else…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 14, 2012 · 5:30 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (320 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Bethesda, PC, Playstation, Serious Business, The Elder Scrolls, Xbox 360

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  1. Hyze on May 14th, 2012 5:33 pm

    I used to write "First!" like you,

    but then I took a Halolz Church of Falcon punch to the groin.

  2. shazbot32 on May 14th, 2012 5:38 pm

    I question the safety of working as a city guard in skyrim.

  3. Archadae on May 14th, 2012 5:42 pm

    wasnt it already posted on halolz some time ago?

  4. blargenth on May 14th, 2012 5:51 pm

    Sometimes its just better to settle down in a nice stable job.

    ……. or he could have suffered a debilitating injury….

  5. John_Know_Doe on May 14th, 2012 5:51 pm

    I used to be an adventurer like you. then this became a meme.

  6. VT_Juju_Man on May 14th, 2012 5:52 pm

    You know, if skyrim guards were more like this, it'd be a much more interesting game
    <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lye26p19Mp1qed4l7o1_500.jpg"&gt;

  7. ibbolia on May 14th, 2012 5:53 pm

    Interesting. Can you tell me about the dental plan?

  8. Zwiggan on May 14th, 2012 5:54 pm

    I hope they get good Health Insurance from their local Jarl

  9. TheTaurenRogue on May 14th, 2012 5:54 pm
  10. LinkorZelda on May 14th, 2012 6:04 pm

    Yeah, he may not get killed in the town, but if I;m there, he'll be stripped naked without even knowing it then getting all his possessions sold to a fence. Either way he's screwed.

  11. Hatley96 on May 14th, 2012 6:05 pm

    I used to be a meme lover like you…

    Yeah. Used to.

  12. Souleater676 on May 14th, 2012 6:09 pm

    He didn't say "Until I took an arrow to the knee"

    Fun with Skyrim guards is over, moving along.

  13. VyseRogueKing on May 14th, 2012 6:17 pm

    Oh look a super-powered kleptomaniacal sociopathic murderer is running rampant through this fair city! I will go see if he will turn himself in.

  14. TheArrived on May 14th, 2012 6:20 pm

    Must…resist…one last… arrow to the knee joke…

  15. Valvatorez on May 14th, 2012 6:42 pm
  16. Kn0w1d3a on May 14th, 2012 7:06 pm

    I used to enjoy this meme like you guys, but then you ran it into the ground.

  17. Marzen on May 14th, 2012 8:07 pm

    Iconic phrases both lose and gain something when you change em like this…

    "I'll be back in a couple of minutes I have some things I have to do then I'll come on back over here."

  18. Cloak on May 14th, 2012 8:35 pm

    I never heard "Arrow to the Knee" much while I was playing.
    I heard almost nothing but "Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll."

  19. Jimmy on May 14th, 2012 9:30 pm

    I used to make awesome posts on Halolz like you, till I took a Shawn to the forums….

  20. TransPM on May 14th, 2012 11:43 pm

    "I used to post legitimately clever stuff on Halolz… but then the forums went to shit" -- Shawn Handyside

  21. qwefg on May 15th, 2012 9:28 am

    I used to be an adventure like you. I just got tired of all the vampire, werewolves, bandit dragon gods trying to kill me every time I went outside my house. I can now sleep every day instead of once a week or once a month!

  22. Dash12345678 on May 15th, 2012 11:23 am

    It's called 'Unread Books Glow'.

    Fairly self-explanatory title. It can be found in the Steam Workshop, and the level of glow can be adjusted, though I never cared to do so.

    Submitted by Steam user 'duggelz', if that makes it easier to find.

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