At first it seems like becoming a personality core wouldn’t be a particularly glamorous position at Aperture Science, but I suppose from a turret’s perspective any kind of  job change is a promotion!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 24, 2012 · 1:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (163 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Depressing, Musical, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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54 Responses to “[VIDEO] If I Were A Core…”

  1. Jakben Imbel on April 24th, 2012 1:21 am
  2. Kindly_Absurd on April 24th, 2012 1:30 am

    …..Poor, cute little Turret…

    Turret Baby: I wanna be a core when I grow up :D
    Glados: But you are a turret. And I don't care.
    Turret baby: ;_;

  3. ibbolia on April 24th, 2012 1:34 am

    Turrets. They never stop being adorable.
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    …did I say never?

  4. MasterLuigi452 on April 24th, 2012 1:39 am

    I'm guessing this is another mix with "Nightmare Before Christmas."
    Correct me if I'm wrong please.
    Otherwise, fantastic job.

  5. UndeadLex on April 24th, 2012 1:42 am
  6. smashter on April 24th, 2012 1:43 am

    Looks like that turret wants this change…


    from his core.


  7. Prof. Luigi on April 24th, 2012 2:42 am

    *sees title, immedietly have this song come to mind*
    Dear GLaDOS, You have made many good turrets.
    I realise, of course, there is no shame in being a turret,
    But it is no great honor either!
    So would it be so terrible if I had a core's power?

    If I were a great core,
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    All day long I'd biddy biddy bum,
    If I were a mighty core.
    I wouldn't have to shoot hard.
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    If I were a biddy biddy great
    Yidle-diddle-didle-didle core.

    I'd build a big test chamber with traps the the dozen
    Right in the middle of the labs.
    With fine weighted cubes with alloy panels below,
    There would be one long funnel just sucking up,
    And one even longer blowing down,
    and one that goes in circles just for show.

    I'd fill my tests with lasers, portals and cubes and gel_For the rest to see and hear
    Testing just as surely as they can
    With each loud BZZT, TSSS, BANG, POW, SCUFFLE, KLONK, and SLPORT
    Would land like a trumpet on the ear.
    As if to say "Here lives a mighty core!"

    (Press that replies button, kid)

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 24th, 2012 2:48 am

    I do not have a comment that would do this moving song any justice.

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  9. Alice_M on April 24th, 2012 3:07 am

    I would be a Weaboo core.

  10. Teleporting Rock on April 24th, 2012 10:24 am

    You know turrets have a lousy job when the idea of being flung into space sounds appealing to them.

  11. BTSnoogans on April 24th, 2012 3:38 pm

    Oh, great. A turret is showing emotion. Now I'm gonna feel even worse the next time I knock one over. Well, at least for the second or two before I start laughing at its misfortune.

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