For the first time ever I actually feel bad for a creeper. But only slightly.
By Gonzossm, submitted by Gungag

[VIDEO] MINECRAFT FAIL, A Minecraft Parody

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2012 · 9:55 AM

(513 votes, average: 1.91 out of 5)

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1213061 Responses2012-04-23+13%3A55%3A45Shawn+Handyside to “[VIDEO] MINECRAFT FAIL, A Minecraft Parody”

John_Know_Doe on April 23rd, 2012 10:09 am

now that creeper can't feed his family.
Deep Thought on April 23rd, 2012 10:12 am

You need help, Shawn. Serious help.
Numberplay on April 23rd, 2012 10:15 am

Stop Minecraft, it'll save creepers…

naw let them blow up on your friends dirt houses.
SadFace298 on April 23rd, 2012 10:19 am

I can't stop making a D: face because that was terrifying.
IncredulousEric on April 23rd, 2012 10:21 am

Well they speak the truth, I have never seen that parody before.
However, there may be a reason why nobody has made that parody before.
Abum12345 on April 23rd, 2012 10:27 am

I uh… what did…. i don't…. I'll go now…
DonJoe on April 23rd, 2012 10:32 am

I waited for a joke… what the hell man…
Alpwan on April 23rd, 2012 10:37 am

Okay, let's see what's on Halolz today…
A Minecraft parody? Well, I guess it could be funn-
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110123210450/nonciclopedia/images/7/70/Amnesia_NOPE.gif">…I'm outta here!
RandomExplosion on April 23rd, 2012 10:39 am

I feel bad for that creeper as much as Tom Tucker's mustache tickles women. Only slightly, only slightly. If you think I should feel worse, just remember how many times those little green suicide shrubs killed you/destroyed your house/stole your diamonds.
Zwiggan on April 23rd, 2012 11:12 am

That was Intriguing, but also highly disturbing…
Jade Catima on April 23rd, 2012 11:27 am

… Wat
Kisho on April 23rd, 2012 11:33 am

We really need to get past rape jokes. It just isn't funny.
Skrist on April 23rd, 2012 12:42 pm

<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/1328158975734.gif">
redroverone on April 23rd, 2012 1:07 pm

Not shown: The child they left behind.
Alpear on April 23rd, 2012 1:09 pm

The site is called "Halolz", but there were no lolz to be found here.

…This made me a bit depressed, actually. I think you're doing it wrong, Shawn.
HughbertEsq on April 23rd, 2012 1:54 pm

Well, that was quite despicable, I imagined that you would have better taste than this Shawn
Ergo I am now off to more sophisticated areas of the internets
Good day, Sirrah!
*Gentlemanly Stomp Off* http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai…
HughbertEsq on April 23rd, 2012 1:56 pm

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Sid_Diddly on April 23rd, 2012 2:13 pm

Not enough kittens in Caturday to save this video.
WheelMan1337 on April 23rd, 2012 2:37 pm

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Thanks for reading.
Alpar on April 23rd, 2012 3:12 pm

Can't say I'm particularly perturbed but Shawn, I think you need to work on your sense of humor. This is even less funny than Courage Kratos.

….or maybe you were doing this to extract tears and woes from us.

Well it seems to be working on everyone else… bravo you magnificent troll, you.
misterherobrine on April 23rd, 2012 3:14 pm

It took years of psychiatric help for Mr. Thomas J. Creeper to recover.
BTSnoogans on April 23rd, 2012 3:26 pm

I don't feel sorry for that creeper at all. It had every opportunity to explode during the rape and even before the rape, thus killing the guy. He must have wanted it to happen because he did nothing to stop it. That creeper's weird, man.
EliminatorZigma on April 23rd, 2012 3:41 pm

<img src="http://gifsoup.com/view1/1599475/nostalgia-critic-wtf-o.gif">
Zortsport on April 23rd, 2012 3:46 pm

That…that just wasn't funny.
misterz100 on April 23rd, 2012 4:43 pm

OK this is been implied but dat fuq did I just watch D:
Michael on April 23rd, 2012 5:45 pm

Rape is not funny.
Alice_M on April 23rd, 2012 6:06 pm

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MFW When I saw this, then I went back to playing Quake.
shazbot32 on April 23rd, 2012 7:07 pm

gonzo makes me laugh at the strangest things…
dope92 on April 23rd, 2012 10:13 pm

well to be honest.

i met my first in a cave. it killed me.

i then raped the next one that was in front of my house.

and since then. creepers turn away after they catch me in their line of sight
Joe Moore on April 23rd, 2012 10:39 pm

Well, he wasn't kidding that it was a waste of my time =
Passerby Boy on April 23rd, 2012 10:50 pm

This video was decently funny, until the rape part, then it just made me want to shoot myself.
Master_Chief177 on April 24th, 2012 6:38 pm

I'm horribly disturbed by this…and i fight the covenant for a living…I mean…dude…
PortalMan118 on April 24th, 2012 8:00 pm

i would rather watch a homeless guy with cancer kick 15 baby puppies to death in the name of science!…..then watch this again.
dude on April 25th, 2012 12:04 am

This was hilarious, you guys need to quit being so uptight.
Steel_Scream on April 27th, 2012 9:55 pm

That was simply unpleasant.