Diablo III is in open beta this weekend! And yet… I still have no friends to play it with!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2012 · 7:53 PM 
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166 Responses to “YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS”

  1. Sir Alpar the Epic on April 21st, 2012 8:03 pm

    I've heard that the amount of players keep getting limited and that they've had problems. Glad I've had the beta for awhile now. :D

    So even if you had friends, you can't get online. :P

    I bet a lot of us are getting the game. I will soon enough. I hope they don't run out as i never pre-ordered it. I bet I could buy it online though.

  2. TheTopHatKid on April 21st, 2012 8:08 pm

    That soul-crushing moment when my video card isn't supported.

  3. DiamyoAlex on April 21st, 2012 8:16 pm

    You know its bad when your video games start insulting you…

  4. spplmj on April 21st, 2012 8:20 pm

    I had friends once, It was awful.

    They kept asking me things like if they could borrow money, give them rides, run into the airport carrying a backpack they had kindly filled with a "surprise".

    moral of the story is friends suck.

  5. ChaosController on April 21st, 2012 8:22 pm
  6. Valvatorez on April 21st, 2012 8:23 pm

    I still hasn't finished downloading yet…

    Oh well, at least I have Tales of Graces f with me to entertain me until then

  7. Dycro on April 21st, 2012 8:37 pm

    I'd play it except I already beat it. Not really the kind of game that's all that much fun when you stop making progress and stop getting new drops.

  8. BTSnoogans on April 21st, 2012 8:56 pm

    Huh. So that's why they call it a beta.

  9. Kindly_Absurd on April 21st, 2012 9:38 pm

    Ah yes, the kingdom of Forever Alone, I have traveled there and seen it's wonders, though it lacks for any form of comfort.

  10. NotB0b on April 21st, 2012 9:54 pm

    *Looks at Halolz ads* 2 Rip-offs of Evony with semi-naked women and something called "Slimy Thief" down the bottom…
    Surprisingly fitting the lack of friend post.

  11. Vabolo on April 21st, 2012 9:56 pm


    use your credit card number to add a Diablo"

    yeah this finally gonna work

    <img src="http://jugglingequipment.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/b/a/babache-tornado-red.jpg&quot; img="">

    well shit

  12. Deep Thought on April 21st, 2012 10:21 pm

    That feel when you don't have Diablo III yet…

  13. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 21st, 2012 11:33 pm

    I thought that guy died hundreds of years ago?

  14. Marzen on April 21st, 2012 11:45 pm

    I have Battle.net friends. I have Starcraft 2! :D

  15. Red on April 22nd, 2012 12:20 am

    Guess who's back…



    By the by, are the ponies gone yet?

  16. Cirno on April 22nd, 2012 12:21 am

    I have this frozen frog, does that count as a friend?

  17. Drjolt on April 22nd, 2012 12:55 am


  18. Skrist on April 22nd, 2012 1:07 am

    I have no idea what you are talking about you odd person. *Looking around suspiciously*

  19. LinkorZelda on April 22nd, 2012 1:28 am

    I'm itching to get some friends.
    <img src="http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=3577269&t=o&quot; border="0"/>GIFSoup

  20. Kindly_Absurd on April 22nd, 2012 2:28 am

    I have traveled the kingdom of Forever Alone, beheld it's wonders, from the mountains of Sex Dollopolis, to the oceans of isolated souls, but there's no place like halolz.

  21. PaladinVance on April 22nd, 2012 10:55 am

    when did this happen? EqD's old system baffled me to no end

  22. dope92 on April 22nd, 2012 12:44 pm


    do i need to construct additional pylons to be your friend?

  23. Korotini_Notlad on April 23rd, 2012 3:50 pm

    Who needs friends when I got the Skullgirls to keep me company?

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