I would name my tower “Hotel California”… for obvious reasons.
By Dorkly
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 29, 2012 · 9:26 PM |
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One of us. One of us. One of us.
An opening in the gumball factory!? Maybe I should move in.
Ungodly tall tower? Strangely diverse layout? Residents of said tower stealing people's minds? People can never leave?
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Fetch me my Evoker: I've got some unfinished business to take care of.
Leaving home? Hahahaha I don't need to do that. And no-one else in my apartment building does either… Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who wants to play Parcheesi? :D
Well now i know where mario gets his Frog Suit………
I have this game. This is all too real.
Help me.
I hate that game, but it's so addicting! Why can't I leave it alone? WHY? WHYYY?!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
What if… WE'RE the residents?
HANS BOOBIE
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I have so far from this point 56 floors.
None of which have a treadmill store.
FAKE!
I want to make a Dream Tower joke, but just saying or referencing Zynga is one already…
So this is the truth of the goings on when I am not maintaining my tower…..
A place that's you can't leave, no matter what?
THAT'S CRAZY!
How am I supposed to get sardines in a place like that like that?
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Or Hotpods!? I'll make sure the creator of this "Tiny Tower" place is properly introduced to the World Eaters!
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i wonder how many UPS and mailmen became trapped in the tower
I've noticed a disturbing lack of restrooms and basic amenities in the tower. Then again, what do I care about humane living conditions?
I was gonna make a witty comment about this submission. But I have no idea what Tiny Tower is.
Still not as good as that Hotel Mario place, but they were strangely lacking spaghetti…
So a bit like Rosemary's Baby but scarier?
This reminds me of Animal Crossing. You move into a new place. All of a sudden, this dude makes you get a job to pay off a debt that he keeps adding to. And you end up trapped there.
I just realized how evil the game I've been playing is.
I wonder what the heart stands for in that "Health club" below them ;)
A bike shop in a tower where you cannot leave and each floor is only about 10 people wide=fantastic business opportunity
No worries tf2 folks. There is a hat store in tiny tower.
i dont have an iphone but you know what?
i post something relevent
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I didn't think creepy smiles were possible in 8-bit….
MY EYES, THEY BURN
And those who walk in to buy stuff and try to leave dissapear to the right side of the building.
Spoooky.
GET OUT!
I thought the ending was going to be him revealing that he's not good at anything and gets kicked the fuck OUT