A truly crushing realization… Luigi will never win, no matter the circumstances!
By Bryan Lacie [KakuJomics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 28, 2012 · 9:53 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Failure, Irony, Nintendo, Off Duty, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (93 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Just hope that Masterluigi won't goomba stomp Shawn.
Hey, at least he was finally Player one!
… Playing as Mario…
I guess this is why he has this: http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/03/super-weird-fant…
Just wait for Luigi Mansion 2…… Who was that brother with the M? I don't remember him.
The funny part is that they're playing with wiimotes instead of gamecube controllers….that's just silly
Just remember Luigi, it's only a game…wait, your whole Universe is only a game…
Just remember Luigi, you're the only one in the series to get a whole mansion. Although I suppose that castle counts.
Just remember Luigi, Bowser isn't trying to murder you. He can't even remember who you are…I'll stop now.
Forever a #2…. a big green #2.
Luigi should have picked Ike.
Hmm… this seems familiar.
<img src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2011-05-05-331-TheVictor.jpg" width="490">
Oh well, one day Luigi will have his revenge…
<img src="http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2771/stoneorfootballzk8.jpg" alt="It's a stone, Luigi" />
With his football!
<img src="http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/072011/patrick-weegee.png" width="400">
So Luigi loses when he wins, but never wins when he loses. How perplexing.
I always forget the image syntax, but… http://lolbot.net/pix/19642.gif
Luigi can win.
*Sees Onett's drugstore*
Oh, it's Smash Bros.! I thought it was a real situation.
*Sees Results Screen*
Good for you, Luig-
*Sees who's playing as who*
Dammit!
Mario only lost because he's kicking a bad habit… damn you withdrawal…
<img src=http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/11756/80751466.jpg>
NO, MARIO, NOOOO!!!
huh, not even Luigi wants to be Luigi
So… who won?
FAKE!
I NEVER LOSE TO ANOTHER LUIGI PLAYER WHEN I'M PLAYING MARIO!
I 3RD MARIO IN ALL SMASH BROS SERIES DAMN IT!
I found this awesome because for a brief moment, I really thought Luigi won for once.
I just wish that Nintendo would make some new games with Luigi rescuing Daisy for once…she's a popular character in the Mario Party series, Mario Kart series, and Mario Sports franchise. It's a pity that all we really know about her is that she's from Sarasaland and that she first appeared in the game Super Mario Land. (I read some where that her personality is tomboyish and outgoing as compared to Luigi who is more timid and lacks bravery but, I can't remember where…).
Also, I find anything to do with Luigi humorous.
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/349/e/9/sucks_to_be_weegie__baby_by_kevinbolk-d4j7r99.jpg" length="450" width="450">
Also, 4 Mario related submissions in a row…
What black magic is this?
How interesting…
The only winning move is not to play.
in the girlfriend being "kidnapped" department i would say luigi beats mario by a long shot
LUIGI: I saved you from king boo when you were stupid enough to get caught and im always your backup whenever you don't feel like it
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!
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Luigi will never win? Bitch, please.
<img src="http://www.kakujomics.com/comiblog/comics/2011-06-09-37-Rollin-In-The-Green.jpg.pagespeed.ce.TIpvvArFK_.jpg" />
This reminds Me of that time Playing M.U.G.E.N….
There is a lot of paying attention to Weegee going on here.
Wait, who were we talking about again?
I wonder if this is how Daisy feels about Peach?
I think it would have been more fitting/effective to list Mario as "P1"
Anybody noticed that the Wii is upside down?