Jesus it’s not hard, just put out some cheese dip and play some music!
No lava pits required!
Another great comic by Andy Kluthe [Nerd Rage], submitted by Greg B.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2012 · 5:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (465 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Artistic, Bad Ideas, Highly Illogical Captain, Nintendo, Off Duty, Party Time, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros, Things Are Heating Up

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  1. ShakerSilver on February 27th, 2012 6:01 am

    I could have sworn there was an actual minigame like this.
    Heck they have games where if you lose, you get rel="nofollow"> devoured by ghosts.

  2. BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 6:04 am

    You gotta wonder how big Mario's house is since he can host all of these events.

  3. John_Know_Doe on February 27th, 2012 6:21 am

    mario has a gambling problem.

  4. Jimmy on February 27th, 2012 6:34 am

    This part of my childhood is now greatly disturbed…

  5. TheFancyPants on February 27th, 2012 6:41 am

    Hello, Luigi. Want to play a game?

  6. DrSexington on February 27th, 2012 6:53 am

    If only Mario had an eviler looking face

  7. Marzen on February 27th, 2012 7:25 am


  8. Psycroc on February 27th, 2012 7:28 am

    "It's not MY fault you landed on a Bowser space."

  9. Ryu_Bonkosi on February 27th, 2012 7:29 am
  10. Skrist on February 27th, 2012 8:11 am

    What this comic is saying is that Bowser was in his right to kidnap Peach. He felt if he left Peach with Mario, Mario would make her play his board games in his basement, with all the lava… and death. But Mario as cruel and sadistic as he can be, charges Bowser's castle, killing all his soldiers, and throws him in his own lava.
    Poor Bowser, was only trying to do the right thing…

  11. bravobuster on February 27th, 2012 8:12 am

    "And everyone had a great time. The end."
    "But Mario, people got hur-"
    "Wario almost died from his bu-"

  12. Jeff on February 27th, 2012 8:26 am

    Mario's almost got the finger pyramid of evil contemplation in the last panel.

  13. The AntiVillain on February 27th, 2012 8:44 am

    needs a jigsaw mask

  14. sonicsmash2 on February 27th, 2012 8:47 am

    That feel when you dont have 20 coins next to a star……

  15. Nick Soapdish on February 27th, 2012 9:00 am

    There aint no party like a Mario Party because a Mario Party don't stop.
    Oh god! Please make it stop!
    I don't even know why I'm trying to get stars! You give them away to people anyway for inane reasons like sucking the most and landing on odd numbers anyway!

  16. TomQuoVadis on February 27th, 2012 9:45 am

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that Mario Parties tend to involve very painful party games.

  17. Valvatorez on February 27th, 2012 9:52 am

    Hm… I could give a little party for the prinnies.

    1 sardine for the winner sounds about right

  18. Armetron on February 27th, 2012 9:58 am

    Coins? Did he just say COINS?
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  19. Hyze on February 27th, 2012 11:02 am

    Oddly enough, Daisy never had an issue with going to Mario's parties. rel="nofollow">

  20. Rexxmech on February 27th, 2012 1:18 pm

    The problem is that people keep going to his parties, and somehow he gets more and more people to join. Oh well, hopefully they'll learn after the 9th time… (10th?)

  21. MasterLuigi452 on February 27th, 2012 1:22 pm

    Thus, the dark side of Mario Party has been revealed…

  22. Sid_Diddly on February 27th, 2012 2:24 pm

    Mario, reminding men that friendship isn't magic. It's about coins!

  23. yumility on February 27th, 2012 2:35 pm

    I always knew that the Mario kept tally of the Mushroom Kingdom's debts to him and forced them to play games in order to pay them back. Luigi is Kaiji?
    Zawa zawa.

  24. TransPM on February 27th, 2012 2:45 pm

    Honestly, Mario expects me to go through all of this just for some coins. Count me out. I'm going to GLaDOS's party, I heard she'll be serving cake!

  25. IncredulousEric on February 27th, 2012 3:10 pm

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    The image is link to $00pah NiN10Doh!, which has a hilarious Mario Party scene at the beginning of the collab., oh and parts are NSFW.

  26. Umbreon_0 on February 27th, 2012 3:29 pm

    I don't get it. Why is Toad talking to himself in the first panel, and why are the next two panels just pictures of mountains and clouds with eyes?

  27. BraveSirJim on February 27th, 2012 4:49 pm

    Wait, so this ISN'T how you're supposed to throw a party?

  28. PortalMan118 on February 27th, 2012 5:56 pm

    And then everyone gets obducted by aliens, for Super Mario Galaxy 3. The end.

  29. Hong_Meiling on February 27th, 2012 6:38 pm

    I knew Mario was a serial killer.

  30. Pupsrus13 on February 27th, 2012 6:57 pm

    I feel sorry for that Yoshi…. He'll have to be hatched from his egg AGAIN if he falls…

  31. Gary_Blue on February 27th, 2012 8:04 pm

    I've always been concerned about head trauma from hitting a number block with it over….and over…and over…

  32. dope92 on February 28th, 2012 12:31 am

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