And keep in mind this is a game where you throw turtle shells at people and magic leaves give you tanooki tails.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 26, 2012 · 7:00 PM 
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87 Responses to “One of the weirder things about Mario Kart 7…”

  1. John_Know_Doe on February 26th, 2012 7:04 pm

    A man grows extermely large after eating one mushrum

    you can't explain that

  2. SpaghettiWeegee on February 26th, 2012 7:07 pm

    You can on drugs.

  3. Chimental on February 26th, 2012 7:07 pm

    Touching a leaf makes you grow a tail and fly.

    You can carry Iron Boots in your bag but wont be heavier until you put them on.

    A small ball can contain a 30 foot whale.


    Nintendo: you can't explain that.

  4. Sir_Nox on February 26th, 2012 7:08 pm

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  5. CapnJakeBob on February 26th, 2012 7:08 pm

    >mario kart 7

    Didn't we ask this shit back when Super Mario Bros came out?

  6. Dash12345678 on February 26th, 2012 7:10 pm

    MK7? This is the point at which you question it? Really?

  7. MasterLuigi452 on February 26th, 2012 7:22 pm

    Shawn, fix the title.

  8. Skrist on February 26th, 2012 7:25 pm

    You race the character's enemies in gokarts and someone questions fire underwater?

  9. ChemicalKirby on February 26th, 2012 7:43 pm

    Wrong picture? You can't explain that.

  10. The AntiVillain on February 26th, 2012 7:47 pm

    fire is just ionized gas
    also check underwater welding
    and i think i deserve 1/4 an internet for that

  11. MeatyMcSausage on February 26th, 2012 7:49 pm

    Backstage at the O'Reilly Factor:
    Cameraman: "Mr. O'Reilly, we need to do a rehearsal!"
    O'Reilly: "Later, I'm almost dont with Mario 3!"
    Cameraman: "But Mr. O'Reilly, we have only 20 minutes until showtime!"
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  12. Valvatorez on February 26th, 2012 7:50 pm

    With sardines, everything is possible

  13. Dooper on February 26th, 2012 7:54 pm

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  14. PvtDisposable on February 26th, 2012 8:22 pm

    This is also the game where getting hit in the shin by a turtle kills you.
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    Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead!

  15. Pupsrus13 on February 26th, 2012 9:19 pm

    Charizard + Blastoise + Venusaur= Bowser.

    You can't explain that. BUT I CAN.

  16. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 26th, 2012 9:38 pm

    It's even funnier when you realize that fireballs go out when they fall in lava.

  17. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 26th, 2012 9:43 pm

    fuck your logic. I have SCIENCE! rel="nofollow">

  18. PortalMan118 on February 26th, 2012 9:50 pm

    Bill O'Reily's a meme now?


  19. Omiley16 on February 26th, 2012 11:02 pm


  20. dope92 on February 26th, 2012 11:25 pm

    this comment was removed by the unfunny monster

  21. IncredulousEric on February 26th, 2012 11:47 pm
  22. Zyquux on February 26th, 2012 11:47 pm
  23. Baldie on February 27th, 2012 9:49 am
  24. Kirbyzilla on February 27th, 2012 4:28 pm

    cocaine's one hell of a drug

  25. Leckom on March 3rd, 2012 12:50 am

    The better thing is:
    You can throw fireballs from your hand thanks to a magic flower.

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