Valentine, you put the neat-o in incognito

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 15, 2012 · 12:18 PM 
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43 Responses to “The Spy’s Valentine”

  1. Leo E. on February 15th, 2012 12:42 pm

    …Okay, we've made some bad jokes, but I think this one outdoes them all.

  2. Terrorrayne on February 15th, 2012 12:46 pm

    love is just another disguise….
    …just another mask…..
    …just another stab in the back. waiting to happen…

  3. Solar Boy Django on February 15th, 2012 12:59 pm

    The horrible puns…. THEY BURN. That's alright. At least it's better then that one facebook "poem" (I use poem very loosely here) Roses are F*** you, Violets are F*** you thus forth and thenceforth… it doesn't even rhyme and it's not funny. At least this one made me smile while facepalming.

  4. MasqueNoMercy on February 15th, 2012 1:08 pm

    would have been better if he was wearing a mask that was just a heart… if i see the spy with a hat on i dont think of him as incognito… i think of him as having a fancy hat

  5. blargenth on February 15th, 2012 1:18 pm

    Its that time again…
    "To get our Rabies shot?
    "To make bubbles out of our spit?"
    No its the halolz valentine's day posts

  6. Wetmang on February 15th, 2012 1:27 pm

    The Pyro is sawed
    The Scout is benched
    I'm ready to charge

  7. Souleater676 on February 15th, 2012 1:34 pm
  8. redroverone on February 15th, 2012 1:50 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If you're reading this post
    Then the spy's behind you

  9. Skrist on February 15th, 2012 2:07 pm

    Valentine's day: Celebrating love by making fun of singles.
    Honestly I like Christmas promoting suicide more…
    Or Easter being about a little magic bunny who gives magic eggs because a magic man came back from having a slight case of the dead.

  10. PortalMan118 on February 15th, 2012 2:59 pm
  11. Alpar on February 15th, 2012 3:08 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I made this Dispenser


  12. LitmusRemnantal on February 15th, 2012 3:42 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I fucked your mother.

  13. Sir_Nox on February 15th, 2012 3:53 pm

    RED Spy is Red,
    BLU Spy is Blue,
    They sap all the Sentries,
    And stick it in you.

    The knife is now Red,
    Your face has turned Blue,
    You fall to the floor,
    Spy Crabwalks on you.

    Your anger is Red,
    You're losing to BLU,
    But here comes a Heavy,
    With Sasha and crew.

    The Health Beam is Red,
    The Charge Beam is Blue,
    That is an Uber,
    And now BLU is screwed.

  14. Deep Thought on February 15th, 2012 4:17 pm
  15. PvtDisposable on February 15th, 2012 4:37 pm

    Going in a new direction with this…

    Scout: Can you help me find my Sandman? You made me lose my wood.
    Engineer: Just lookin' atcha is "gut-wrenching"
    Spy: Your mother sends her apologies
    Medic: Not even my medigun vill be able to fix zat
    Sniper: I don think that my jarate will be able to bleach that image from my eyes
    Soldier: I'd call you a maggot, but I didn't want to insult the worm
    Heavy: Did you kill Rasputin?
    Demoman: I don't think I'll ever be drunk enough to find ye attractive
    Pyro: Hudda hm hmph hudda! (Kill it with fire!)

    inb4 Chris Redfield

  16. Korotini_Notlad on February 15th, 2012 8:52 pm

    What is love?
    Baby, don't sap me.
    Don't sap me, no more.

  17. ChaosController on February 15th, 2012 9:33 pm

    What TF2 Valentine post would be complete without the greatest bromance in the world?

    "Doktor, my heart belongs to you."

    "I know, I left it in ze fridge last night."

  18. BTSnoogans on February 15th, 2012 11:34 pm

    I wouldn't trust the Spy. He's only got one thing on his mind.

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