Donkey Kong Hard Job

It’s around this time I would reconsider my profession.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 1:14 PM 
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Arcade, Artistic, Donkey Kong, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Retro, Serious Business

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83 Responses to “Hard Job”

  1. Wetmang on January 31st, 2012 1:15 pm

    I hate workin overtime for the monkey…

    Also don't worry the elevators work on the next level.

  2. Jimmy on January 31st, 2012 1:21 pm

    Without my glasses on, I thought it said "Hand Job" as the title. It's 1:20p.m. I woke up at 12:45p.m. I'm on a Monday,Wednesday, Friday class schedule, and this submission just made my day (even though I'm going to be balls deep in homework).

  3. Caelun_Niveus on January 31st, 2012 1:22 pm



  4. Chimental on January 31st, 2012 1:22 pm

    He's gonna be pissed when DK throws it back down the stairs…

  5. SushiGummy on January 31st, 2012 1:26 pm

    But that's not right at all! It's an early-stage construction site, there wouldn't be an elevator, and they would probably use a crane! Also, the barrels were probably up there before Donkey Kong even arrived!


  6. FoxyMayo on January 31st, 2012 1:31 pm

    I wonder what the hell is supposed to be in those barrels anyways?

    Is it best we don't know?

    Or are the barrels really not even there?

    Such an existential paradox… Fellow Halolzians! Grace me with your theories!

  7. VigilanteSpider on January 31st, 2012 1:42 pm

    Still not as bad as Mario's other job…

  8. Valvatorez on January 31st, 2012 1:45 pm

    Still better than work as a prinny

    Trust me

  9. Dudewin on January 31st, 2012 1:45 pm

    I'm wondering how he's gonna get that barrel up those stairs…

  10. UndeadLex on January 31st, 2012 1:51 pm
  11. KeyBlader1 on January 31st, 2012 2:00 pm

    At least he won't have to carry it back up when it burns in the oil fire

  12. Jakben Imbel on January 31st, 2012 2:11 pm

    <img src="; alt="some_text">
    Now Fix the forums, or, dammit, as it turns out, I have no legal power what so ever…

  13. MasterLuigi452 on January 31st, 2012 2:37 pm

    Wait until you go to 75 M.

  14. VyseRogueKing on January 31st, 2012 2:46 pm

    So I'm guessing this is the guy who took Mario's job after he became a plumber. Poor guy doesn't even realize he's giving ammo to the enemy.

  15. Skrist on January 31st, 2012 3:07 pm

    Well at least Donkey Kong is using them, some silent asshole in a green tunic just breaks them hoping there is money inside.

  16. Just DA on January 31st, 2012 3:27 pm
  17. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 3:49 pm



  18. DiamyoAlex on January 31st, 2012 3:52 pm

    How far would you go to deliver this package?

  19. BTSnoogans on January 31st, 2012 4:03 pm

    Wait. Mario, that's brilliant. If you pretend to be a barrel salesman, you could just walk right up there and Donkey Kong would be none the wiser.

  20. Awesomecake on January 31st, 2012 4:19 pm

    Do a Barrel Roll!

  21. Ice_Cold_Water on January 31st, 2012 4:58 pm

    Mkay. So…. Well… Alright, fuck it. Time for something you wish you could unsee.

    *Scrambles around in secret img bag…*

    Here we are!

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    Perhaps ponies will peak your interest a bit more!

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  22. Rexxmech on January 31st, 2012 5:41 pm

    He's not the first delivery boy to do this, but he ain't gonna be the last.

  23. PortalMan118 on January 31st, 2012 8:23 pm

    He better get a sledgehammer, if he wants to stand a chance.

  24. Fuzzy_Alfalfa on January 31st, 2012 8:25 pm

    thornbary no, i don't want to see your penis

  25. Leckom on January 31st, 2012 11:23 pm

    Halolz has a forum?

  26. souleater on February 1st, 2012 7:25 pm

    Don't tell Mario that there was an elevator the whole time

  27. Souleater676 on February 1st, 2012 9:52 pm

    Don't tell Mario there was an elevator.

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