Even in video games… SO MANY HIIIPSTEEEERSSS
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 23, 2012 · 7:50 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (157 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)
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107 Responses to “[VIDEO] Mario is Too Mainstream”

  1. Guppy on January 23rd, 2012 7:54 pm

    I'd rather save the "jumping" for my girlfriend, ifyouknowhatimean…

  2. Chimental on January 23rd, 2012 7:56 pm

    Nintendo game?

    Oh, you mean the playing cards.

  3. ibbolia on January 23rd, 2012 7:56 pm

    He stops at nothing to get to the princess. He's faced Dragon Turtles in the bowels of hell. He's faced Large Frogs in his sleep with veggies. He faced…the turtle several times after that. And now he faces his greatest threat.

    Super Mario Mario in…

    This time, he's going underground.

  4. MasterLuigi452 on January 23rd, 2012 7:59 pm

    Too mainstream?
    Bitch please.

  5. smashpro1 on January 23rd, 2012 8:00 pm
  6. LinkorZelda on January 23rd, 2012 8:01 pm


    Oh, you mean Jumpman.

  7. BTSnoogans on January 23rd, 2012 8:02 pm

    Now do a video like this with modern FPS games.

  8. Sir_Nox on January 23rd, 2012 8:03 pm

    <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2d1pt6s.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.

  9. Happy_Crazy on January 23rd, 2012 8:03 pm

    "You see, when I get told that the princess is in another castle, i'm being told that by a brown dinosaur. It's meant to be ironic, you wouldn't understand."

  10. Valvatorez on January 23rd, 2012 8:05 pm

    Mario games? I remember playing those on my Virtua Boy

  11. smashpro1 on January 23rd, 2012 8:06 pm

    Also, feel free to keep plugging my Twitter.

  12. Deep Thought on January 23rd, 2012 8:12 pm
  13. SEGA Uranus on January 23rd, 2012 8:15 pm

    Mario is too mainstream, that's why I play Sonic. He's totally " rel="nofollow">underground.

  14. blargenth on January 23rd, 2012 8:21 pm

    Uhm… fix the forum?

  15. LiquidMountain on January 23rd, 2012 8:25 pm

    <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100830030349/mspaintadventures/images/9/9e/Eridan_Ampora.png"/&gt;
    Goddamn lousy stupid hipsters. I mean, even Homestuck, that made SPARKLY VAMPIRES COOL, can't make hipsters likeable. Not that it tried, though.

  16. Skrist on January 23rd, 2012 8:44 pm

    Mario is so badass, he's been saving bitches since before his own games.
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3f/Donkey_Kong_NES_Screenshot.png/200px-Donkey_Kong_NES_Screenshot.png"&gt;

  17. Ovahdrive on January 23rd, 2012 8:52 pm

    I used to drink my coffee, before it was cool.

  18. sonicsmash2 on January 23rd, 2012 8:56 pm

    Dont you guys know?
    <img src=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpr46acbI1qgs9j4o1_400.jpg>

  19. spartann30 on January 23rd, 2012 9:12 pm

    indy games are cool. that much i agree

    by the way, im still waiting for super meat boy on my wii

  20. Marzen on January 23rd, 2012 9:33 pm

    Braid's for hipsters?

    You can't jump off a god damn cliff without landing on someone who enjoys Braid.

  21. ecruz747 on January 23rd, 2012 9:50 pm

    I liked Jumpman before he was cool.

  22. TransPM on January 23rd, 2012 10:23 pm

    Getting +1's
    1. make a post demanding the forums be fixed
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!!!

  23. GanjalfTheGreen on January 23rd, 2012 10:49 pm
  24. CriticalQuit on January 23rd, 2012 11:19 pm

    Became addicted to Super Meat Boy a month ago.

    It was mentioned again.


  25. Skrist on January 23rd, 2012 11:33 pm

    Let's play a game. Finish this song based solely on what it references.
    "What is this place filled with so many hipsters?"

    I'm asking for trouble aren't I?

  26. UndeadLex on January 24th, 2012 2:02 am
  27. Guestman on January 27th, 2012 5:13 am

    Soooo…who's the black shadow-lookin' dude? I'm clearly too mainstream to understand.

  28. MetroidJunkie on November 2nd, 2012 1:20 am

    We should encourage hipsters to stop breathing. Breathing is too mainstream.

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