Mario’s first animated appearance was a timeless classic! And it didn’t even need guest star Lou Albano!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2012 · 4:25 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
This game would have the coolest animation ever.
Is it me, or do they both have rape faces on?
Epic Micky done RIGHT
Well everything in the Mushroom Kingdom already has eyes so it fits perfectly.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare Virtual Combat Simulator 3! The pinnacle of human technological achievement! It sure is different than the one you used to play isn't it, Billy? rel="nofollow">
Opening scene:
STEAMBOAT MARIO strolling along in a jolly fashion.
Cut to BOWSER stealing PRINCESS PEACH
STEAMBOAT MARIO runs past, towards PRINCESS PEACH, jumping over BOWSER and finds an AXE
STEAMBOAT MARIO uses the AXE to break the WOOD underneath BOWSER, who then falls down into the RIVER below. PRINCESS PEACH then approaches STEAMBOAT MARIO, and gives him a CAKE.
Ahh the good old days. A time when men were men, and toilet paper was Bob-ombs!
Don't want to bring this up again but this is hypothetical comedy.
If SOPA passed Disney could sue Nintendo because of this.
Two media giants fighting over a picture someone created due to respect for the franchises.
Also, isn't Disney a tag?
Quick! Someone ban SegaUranus before he comes up with Mario/Micky hentai!
And Luigi didn't even appeared in this
Poor guy…
And then, with the technology of a Technicolor Television….
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"Bwahaha! I got the Princess!" *runs past dancing Dayzees and the hills with eyes*
Something makes me want to add the caption: "Guess where this is going"
Good save! We might have been looking at a week's worth of Kratos submissions!
I'm throwing my money at the screen, but nothing is happening…
"Lou Albano"
Hermes: God rest his zombie bones…
And thus began Mario's rivalry with Bowser. And it's such a shame they used to be such good friends on that steamboat.
Shouldn't it be steamboat Jumpman?
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Shawn, we will probably do this until the forums are back…
Please work on it. We miss the Church of Falcon.
Color? My god- where did you get this technology?
I would love to make a relevant yet witty post. I'm just too busy spazzing out that Derpy had her own speaking lines in today's episode.
Good GOD that was Awesome.
Anyways, yeah. Mario-Mickey; hahaha, hilarious.
On an only mildly related note, if you haven't watched the latest Zero Punctuation, I suggest you do so.
Steampunk Mario? That sounds like an interesting gentlemanly adventure to see?
…oh, that was "Steamboat".
My dream of a technologically impossible world eludes me yet again!
Shouldn't it be a Super Jumpman cartoon?
I think the Bomb-bom has a troll face on…..
This is bad
It's a Frank Miller production.
Fridge Horror:
Mario was a Japanese creation, meaning that during the war effort, he'll be in Axis propaganda cartoons.